Definitions by Lbayncha1

Jeorge Bush

How George Bush Spells his name.

Hiya! My name a Jeorge Bush!

Jeorge Bush by Lbayncha1 April 8, 2009

Serious Urban Dictionarian 

Someone who puts 100% serious definitions for the words that they submit, when they clearly don't understand that this is meant to be a fun website - not just a regular dictionary

I just witnessed 2 Serious Urban Dictionarians at work and i decided to post this

Serious Urban Dictionarian by Lbayncha1 March 16, 2009

Jeep 

Ugly box on four wheels which cant even manage to get over 20 mpg highway over its 50 years

What is that piece of shit?

Why, its a Jeep!

Jeep by Lbayncha1 February 18, 2009

Jeepanese 

The language of Jeep owners
Will usually be spoken in a 'questionable' manner due to the fact that Jeepers are unaware of what they are driving.

Jeepanese in context:

Chris: "Jeep jeep jeep?"
Andrew: "Jeep, jeep jeep jeep, jeep jeep."
Chris: "Jeeeeeeeep, jeep jeep jeep"

Jeepanese by Lbayncha1 February 17, 2009

Shit and Split

The act of taking a dump in someone else's house on the way out of that house; without the person directly realizing it until they hear the toilet flush. And by that time, you're gone.

Matt: Andrew took a massive crap in in your house yesterday!

Chris: Yah, he Shit and Split!

Shit and Split by Lbayncha1 February 14, 2009

Poo and Screw 

The act of taking a dump in someone else's house on the way out of that house; without the person directly realizing it until they hear the toilet flush. And by that time, you're gone.

Matt: Andrew took a massive crap in in your house yesterday!

Chris: Yah, what a Poo and Screw!

Poo and Screw by Lbayncha1 February 14, 2009

Metallica 

A household name. The 7th biggest selling act in American history.

Metallica owns!

Metallica by Lbayncha1 February 14, 2009