The act of taking a dump in someone else's house on the way out of that house; without the person directly realizing it until they hear the toilet flush. And by that time, you're gone.
Matt: Andrew took a massive crap in in your house yesterday!
Chris: Yah, he Shit and Split!
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mug!
A household name. The 7th biggest selling act in American history.
Metallica owns!
The act of taking a dump in someone else's house on the way out of that house; without the person directly realizing it until they hear the toilet flush. And by that time, you're gone.
Matt: Andrew took a massive crap in in your house yesterday!
Chris: Yah, what a Poo and Screw!
Someone who puts 100% serious definitions for the words that they submit, when they clearly don't understand that this is meant to be a fun website - not just a regular dictionary
I just witnessed 2 Serious Urban Dictionarians at work and i decided to post this
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How George Bush Spells his name.
Hiya! My name a Jeorge Bush!
The language of Jeep owners
Will usually be spoken in a 'questionable' manner due to the fact that
Jeepers are unaware of what they are driving.
Jeepanese in context:
Chris: "Jeep jeep jeep?"
Andrew: "Jeep, jeep jeep jeep, jeep jeep."
Chris: "Jeeeeeeeep, jeep jeep jeep"
Ugly box on four wheels which cant even manage to get over 20 mpg highway over its 50 years
What is that piece of shit?
Why, its a Jeep!
