Androidism

the Android version of Racism

Cop 1: I Shot the Android, because I dont believe in Androidism
Cop 2: Dude, that's messed up, haven't you learn from 2017?
Cop 1: Hell no, imma be a Androidist for life

Androidism by Lord Meltza July 17, 2019

Androidification 

The evolutionary bio-technological procedures of Genetic Engineering and Artificial Intelligence/Robotics that take place on the contemporary Anthropotype of Homo Universalis, transforming it to Homo Superius.

After Homo Sapiens, Catholicus and Universalis, Homo Superius is the first Anthropotype that will evolve and dominate not by Natural Selection, but Androidification

Androidification by bilwander October 17, 2018

Androidiction 

1. Addiction to Android products and/or applications.
2. Someone with Androidiction may be obsessed by mobile phone apps and must play with them every five minutes.
3. Psychological addiction to all things Android related.

John could not put his phone down because he had so many cool apps to play with. His colleague said he must have Androidiction.

Androidiction by Enigmatic_1 April 21, 2014

androidshame 

when you shame someone for having an android phone instead of an iPhone.

she androidshamed me because imessage showed my text in a green bubble instead of the blue one.
you can only join our group text if you have an iPhone, #androidshame.

androidshame by manhahah January 18, 2019

androidist 

The word androidist is a suffix of the Android Operating System, that denote a person who has an obsession with devices that are powered by Android.

An androidist is a word that combined Andrpid and Enthusiast.

1. Mom! My phone's software is broken, can I get it to an androidist so that my phone will be fixed immediately?

2. An androidist tried to mod his Android device, look at him now, he's now a recognized developer in the XDA community. I wish I could be like him.

3. Smartphone enthusiasts like androidists are not a group of technicians, they are developers, how could you blame them for not fixing the hardware of your device?

4. Do you know Brahm? He's so obsessed with Android devices that he can't communicate with his friends like me anymore, whenever I try to talk to him, he's not interested. He's only interested when he come up with a topic related to Operating Systems like Android. What a loner.

5. Boy, look at this dude, this dude be coding at his young age, what do we expect? He's an androidist after all.

androidist by androidist1204 August 4, 2020

Androidsexual 

1. (v) a conjunction of the word android and the suffix -sexual that denotes an individual's attraction to artificial beings or androids. Due to the uncanny valley, the level of sexual desire for human-like beings varies from extreme lust to utter revulsion.

2. Someone who prefers sexual encounters with machines or human-like inanimate objects instead of humans or other organisms. Such as: sex-machines, vibrators, blow-up dolls, mannequins, hanson robotics, etc.

Syn. Robosexual, Dollers, Android-Fuckers
Ant. Organasmic, Breeders, Squishers

In the film Blade Runner, Dekker was an androidsexual, he had sex with an android or replicant.

I could swear Martha is an androidsexual, she spent most of last night and the early morning getting pounded by John, her love doll.

Androidsexual by Ramzizzle July 23, 2010

Androidist 

Someone who is against Android phones and openly makes fun of them.

Most iPhone users are Androidist

Androidist by dearestdino April 20, 2023