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dirty andretti 

whe driving your car and receiving oral sex, you lock the steering wheel down on the back of their head so they cannot come up
I gave Amy a Dirty Andretti while driving to see my parents.
dirty andretti by Brian O. May 4, 2005
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An Ancheta is simply the best;at everything..they are loyal..and trusting..veryy good looking.very kind hearted;;they're irreplaceable, once you get one .. you hold on to them..and once you've lost them..good luck getting them back.
also referred to as 'cheta' or 'chedda'
"ay ancheta..how you so raw?"
"oh yeah thats a Cheta..furshure."
ancheta by emree December 9, 2008

extremely adept matter accreter 

A very obese person; a cheese hog. A respectful term, as some people believe that the more matter you can make part of yourself, the better off you are. Originated on "Buffalo This" (buffalothis.blogspot.com) in the "Respect for the cheese hogs" article.
*Ding dong!*
Tim: "Hey there old buddy, it's been a long time!"
Bill: "Sure has. We used to rule this town back in the day. It's good to be back."
Tim's mom: "Is that little Billy? Tell him I say hi. I'd come in there if I could fit through that darned doorway!"
*earth rumbles*
Bill: "Dude, is that your mom making the floor shake like that? Let me take a look..." (runs into other room)
Bill: "DAAAAAMN dude she is a chee-ee-eese hog! That woman got huge!"
Tim: "Not cool, man."
Bill: "No, I mean it in a good way. She's an extremely adept matter accreter - I bet she has 500 lbs to her name!"
Tim: "Oh, well then thanks. You should tell her that yourself! I bet she'd be thrilled."

anoretic 

Noun. Someone who suffers from anorexia nervosa also known as anorexia or ana. Someone who is anorexic. (Anorexic is an adjective. Anoretic is a noun.)
Sally is an anoretic. She has suffered from anorexia for 8 years.
anoretic by helpthemplease March 20, 2005

Jeremy Andretti 

a troubled, sensitive, cute 15 year old boy from ‘eight is enough’ starring dick van patten in late 70’s to early 80’s. Jeremy Andretti is played by actor Ralph Macchio, the original ‘Karate Kid’. Jeremy Andretti was introduced on season 5, keeping with 20+ episodes. Jeremy brought 9 to the family which Ralph Macchio joked “was too much.” which referred to the show ending when Jeremy arrived.
“what was ralph macchio’s name in eight is enough?l

“his name was jeremy andretti, he’s hot, right?”
Jeremy Andretti by tessreah March 12, 2021
The ice grew accretely
accrete by Ridonkulous November 27, 2017
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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