analu 

noun ; a person who speaks their mind with a ferocious fierceness but still has a heart of gold .... a cold heart of gold

literal meaning ; wave or andrew in hawaiian depending on pronunciation

like legit leave me alone it's my name and this is what it means to me , Analu

analu by hnlxanaluonig June 7, 2017

Anal Wanker 

A nickname for the generic EDM producer Alan Walker

(In a sarcastic way) "OMG I love Anal Wanker best DJ ever!"

Anal Wanker by EDMInternetWarrior August 25, 2019

Akalus

The emotion where after meeting someone,you wish that abortion was retroactively legal a long time ago.

-Why are you so akalus,dude?
-I got matched with an AP Jhin in Solo Queue!

Akalus by JohnnysGr April 18, 2016

anal stickling 

When you shove a stick into the rectum of another person for sexual gratification.

"You better watch it, I am going to shove this stick up your ass."
Bert replied, " Hey now, you want to threaten me with an anal stickling you had better be prepared to carry it out, hehehehe."

anal stickling by Nutzen YerMouf March 4, 2018

anal tongue dart 

The act of using your tongue for anal intercourse.

I knew my girlfriend was going down on me, I just didn't know she was going to slip me the anal tongue dart!

anal tongue dart by Veritas Caput April 14, 2014

Anal Shoehorn 

The act of prying open a womans anus with ones fingers to allow for a larger opening to insert an erect penis. Once the penis is inserted the fingers are slowly withdrawn in a similar manner to a regular shoehorn to allow for intercourse to begin

My cock wouldn't fit in that chicks ass so I had to give her an anal shoehorn

Anal Shoehorn by seedy old man August 4, 2012

letter of anal marque

permission to be a butt pirate.

a letter of marque is granted by the government and basically allows people to be pirates. a letter of anal marque is granted by ones pastor and allows them to bang men.

obama got a letter of anal marque so he divorced michelle

letter of anal marque by lil kid fucker November 8, 2018