analust
analust by thicky nicky July 10, 2015
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Analist
Analist by lotion man October 23, 2015
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analust • Analustriphilia • analist • analistic • Analyst • analasticity • analastic limit • analista • analisticly • analostrically
analasticity
The condition or property of an anus being elastic; anal flexibility.
The measure of how far one's asshole is capable of stretching.
The measure of how far one's asshole is capable of stretching.
Porn director: We're looking for a girl with very good analasticity.
Porn starlet: That's me! I can fit 4 cocks in my ass at once!
Porn starlet: That's me! I can fit 4 cocks in my ass at once!
analasticity by Paultera January 13, 2009
Analster
A holiday in Yaoism on March 25.
March 25 marks the day of when Uke and Seme had fallen in love and had sexual intercourse, and thus sprouted the Big Bang that created the universe. This holiday is known as the Analster.
On Analster, you must draw a picture of any yaoi or shounen ai and put it above your head to show the gods Uke and Seme what you have drawn. It will be accepted whether it's good or bad and you will have good luck for a whole week. When you finish the drawing, you must keep it in your pocket for the whole day for the good luck to appear, this means until 12:01 AM the next morning.
March 25 marks the day of when Uke and Seme had fallen in love and had sexual intercourse, and thus sprouted the Big Bang that created the universe. This holiday is known as the Analster.
On Analster, you must draw a picture of any yaoi or shounen ai and put it above your head to show the gods Uke and Seme what you have drawn. It will be accepted whether it's good or bad and you will have good luck for a whole week. When you finish the drawing, you must keep it in your pocket for the whole day for the good luck to appear, this means until 12:01 AM the next morning.
Analster by Tails Turrosaki December 22, 2009
sports analyst
Anybody who gets paid a hefty sum to sit on their ass in front of a camera and give their "analyzation" of whatever sport under scrutiny. The analyzation usually consists of their own damn opinion. Most sports analysts in todays age consists of an old player of a particular sport because they either 1) need the money, 2) miss seeing their damn face on the tv screen, or 3) miss getting hot pussy with no effort.
sports analyst by atmag06 June 2, 2005
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026