Analheimer 

The parody of Oppenheimer. Still super smart but super shit(no pun intended). Famous words. “Touch with me and your mom is physiology, cum in her pussy that’s some chemistry, make kids with her that’s biology.” He also also has a very loose asshole; about 8in in diameter( PS, able to fit 2 raccoons in there),

That faggot is crazy for pissing and shitting in Phyiscs class what an Analheimer!

Analheimer by Elmo Elmo October 24, 2023

Amazheimer's

Condition which causes you to place an Amazon order, then shortly after remember something else you needed and place another order.

Wow, 10 Amazon boxes showed up on my door today. My Amazheimer's must be acting up again.

Person 1: Bro, your Amazheimer's is getting out of control.
Person 2: It's OK, I have Prime.

Amazheimer's by SamboMayhem August 1, 2020

Amazheimer's

Completely forget that you ordered anything and are surprised when the delivery arrives.

Husband 'what have you ordered now?'
Me 'i don't know, I have Amazheimer's' 🤷

Amazheimer's by JaMaCo2013 August 3, 2020

anyheimer 

Anyheimer is a compilation of anyhow, anyway, anywho used to avoid a topic of conversation. If listening to an excruciatingly boring conversation it can be said as you turn away to remove yourself from the conversation.

As Paul walked upon a group of ladies talking about men and as he turned he was heard saying "Anyheimer".

anyheimer by grammerpolice May 29, 2017

Amazheimers 

When an Amazon package arrives at your doorstep, however you simply can not remember why you ordered said package, or what you intended to use it for.

I just received a plastic organizer from Amazon, why did I even order this? What was I going to do with this? I think I may be suffering from Amazheimers, maybe I should consult my doctor.

Amazheimers by Summonshammer February 16, 2023