Amazheimers 

When an Amazon package arrives at your doorstep, however you simply can not remember why you ordered said package, or what you intended to use it for.

I just received a plastic organizer from Amazon, why did I even order this? What was I going to do with this? I think I may be suffering from Amazheimers, maybe I should consult my doctor.

Amazheimers by Summonshammer February 16, 2023

Amazheimer's

Condition which causes you to place an Amazon order, then shortly after remember something else you needed and place another order.

Wow, 10 Amazon boxes showed up on my door today. My Amazheimer's must be acting up again.

Person 1: Bro, your Amazheimer's is getting out of control.
Person 2: It's OK, I have Prime.

Amazheimer's by SamboMayhem August 1, 2020

Alczheimers 

Memory loss, bewilderment and general disorientation following on from drinking vast quantities of alcohol. Sufferers have no concept of anything - a general sign of having too much booze.

More hardened sufferers keep the symptoms whilst being sober. Similar to mumnesia, only the cause is being a drunken twat.

A.K.A. Alcoholic Dementia

Woman: Did you call the carpet fitters?

Man: Ah shit... I forgot, my Alczheimers must be getting worse.

Alczheimers by Hector Knox March 11, 2008

Parking lot alzheimers 

When you can't find your car in a parking lot because you've forgot where it is. Most of the time you wander around aimlessly until you find it like an older person who has alzheimers diesease.

What's that guy doing just walking around the parking lot like that? He looks like he's got parking lot alzheimers.

Parking lot alzheimers by Bull237 September 20, 2010

Amazheimer's

Completely forget that you ordered anything and are surprised when the delivery arrives.

Husband 'what have you ordered now?'
Me 'i don't know, I have Amazheimer's' 🤷

Amazheimer's by JaMaCo2013 August 3, 2020

Password Alzheimers 

condition when one suddenly forgets a frequently used online password

Tried to sign onto facebook using my dog's name, my birthday, and my favorite song, but looks like no status updates today. I got Password Alzheimers.

Password Alzheimers by evil adam December 26, 2010

Canadian Alzheimers 

When an old Canadian man jerks you off and won’t stop because he keeps on thinking he just started.

My friend encountered a Canadian Alzheimers

and died 15 years later because the old man did not stop

Canadian Alzheimers by Yahoones February 3, 2023