Analbeads

A thing that feels good.

They go in your ass and you can finally feel like the unicorn you are.

“Yeah man these analbeads from Spencer’s are the best.”

Analbeads by Daddy Roy January 10, 2019

Anal Beads Theory

Many people believe in an afterlife. Recent scholars have developed new knowledge; based on a new study. The study shows a theory developed by the great and powerful mind of Alexander Vilapiano. His theory is that when we die we are in fact reborn. Those who do well in life come back as a Lion or something badass. Those who are evil are re-birthed as Anal Beads.

Anal Beads Theory

1. If you are good in life you are reborn as a lion. If you're a dick, you are reborn as Anal Beads.
2. Danny was a dick to Jose, so when Danny died, he was reborn as Jose's Anal Beads.

Anal Beads Theory by Cpumaster February 12, 2015

Lilly Pulitzer Anal Beads 

Anal Beads designed for anal pleasure but in the bright patterns of Lilly Pulitzer.

Kim used her Lilly Pulitzer anal beads because they matched her new dress.

Lilly Pulitzer Anal Beads by H. Winfield April 10, 2013

anal beads

You put them in your ass then PULL THEM OUT to feel good. You don't get much from just having beads up there.

Yank my anal bead, bitch.

anal beads by Bobby Ray March 11, 2003

anal beads

antonias best friend

antonia: anal beads are my best friend

anal beads by urnan4242 May 18, 2022

anal beads

Anal beads are a type of sex toy for both men and women to use when alone or with a partner. This toy is a good introduction to anal sex for beginners. Typically, anal beads are smooth, round spheres made of silicone or plastic. Resembling a short strand of pearls, the beads are connected to one another by a piece of nylon cord or other type of strong rope-like material, with a ring or some other type of handle at one end. Some anal beads feel soft to the touch, while others are firm and textured. The beads are inserted gently one bead at a time into a person's anus. At the moment of orgasm (or at other times), they are pulled out by the ring or handle. Another version of anal beads is similar to a dildo — made of plastic or rubber — where the shaft is a series of round spheres.

Sally eased into anal sex by using anal beads.

anal beads by beepybeep March 13, 2009

anal beads

plastic things about the size of a fishing bead that you FUCKIN RAM UP YOUR SHITTER

anal beads up the arse

anal beads by someone98 July 13, 2011