eased

Eased (v):

1. Verb form of the word easy or ez
2. A salutation used in victory after you just totally owned someone. It's roots stem from the mmorpg Subspace/Continuum.

Dead turret: "OMG! WTF!!1 YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT! I can't believe you just handed my ass to me with that double mine rep! Get some skill!...No you know what?! Fuck this game!" :( *logs out*

taint: "so eased"

eased by OG subspace player May 7, 2007

eased

Verb: To easily complete a task. Usually used when one beats an opponent at a competetive task.

"oh man, I eased Dave at table hockey last night"

eased by John Doe February 22, 2004

eased

Eased is the new owned.

Duder1: oh snap jack just got owned
Duder2: Good sir, I think you meant to say, "Oh snap, Jack just go eased."
Duder1: ugay

eased by radtse June 11, 2006

eased up 

To be very relaxed, usually under the influence of alcohol on a big scale.

Andrew was going to the races - he knew he would be eased up

eased up by Legiz March 9, 2015

at-ease 

(verb) to stop what you are doing, cease (This is a military term derived from the command “at-ease” which, even though sounds like it should mean “to relax”, actually is more restrictive than when a soldier is at “rest”, where a soldier is free to move, talk, smoke, etc. It is from this point that it is used to bring a soldier under control, particularly if the soldier in question is involved in grab-ass.)

Soldier: HEY CHICKY BABY! DO I GET SOME FRIES WITH THAT SHAKE?
Sergeant: AT-EASE THAT SH** OR I’LL HAVE YOU STANDING BEFORE THE SERGEANT MAJOR!

at-ease by goose_on_a_roof October 17, 2020

Bony-eared ass fish 

The bony-eared ass fish is a bathypelagic species of cusk-eel found in tropical and sub-tropical oceans at depths from 1,171 to 4,415 metres. It has been found as far north as Queen Charlotte Sound off British Columbia's coast. This species grows to a length of 37.5 centimetres. This fish has the smallest brain-to-body weight ratio of all vertebrates.

The name of this fish and its physical attributes makes this a wonderful insult to hurl at an op as you stomp or manhandle him while delivering a pumpkin-head beat down.

The bony-eared ass fish is the actual name of a fish. I heard this name spoken and thought it would make a great Urban Dictionary entry and wonderful insult while delivering a pumpkin-head beat dow.

GET YOUR BONY-EARED ASS FISH ASS OUTTA HERE BEFORE I PUT MY FOOT IN YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!!

Bony-eared ass fish by Mind Hunter the Profiler January 31, 2023

Ease my body 

A slang from mostly the Caribbean. It means to relieve yourself by passing gas/farting so that you would feel better, It also means to release any unwanted waste from the body so that you will be relieved.

Hey, bro l am feeling kinda gassy and bloated can you excuse me to ease my body?
That burger went through me can l use the bathroom to ease my body?

Ease my body by Slapstickity March 7, 2023