When the auto-correct feature on your iPod Touch or iPhone tries to correct your spelling, but instead changes it to words that just dont make sense with what you're typing.

JR: Hey what time should i come?
Victor: I dont know... Are you busty all evening?

I MEAN BUSY!!
ARE YOU BUSY ALL EVENING!

GOSH I HATE AUTO INCORRECT!

Auto Incorrect by hurtadaa September 25, 2010

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Autocar

1. An American automobile manufacturer that switched to making heavy-duty trucks early in its lifespan. Still in business today, but they only make garbage trucks.

2. A British automotive magazine. Also the world's oldest, having been around about as long as the Autocar truck company.

1. If you're going to go head to head with a Hummer H2, then get yourself an Autocar.

2. Autocar magazine never tested out any Autocar trucks, ironically.

Autocar by swat1975 October 20, 2008

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Auto Vampirism

Cases in which an individual enjoys drinking his or her own blood, such as by deliberately wounding him/herself at the base of the tongue in order to suck at these wounds and swallow the blood.

This can be one of the symptoms of Renfield's Syndrome, (named after Stoker's character) AKA clinical vampirism.

Although he's diagnosed with Renfield's Syndrome, he's into auto vampirism instead of ingesting someone else's blood.

Auto Vampirism by MarlfoxSH August 19, 2009

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