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Autobot Jazz
Autobot Jazz by Kantorex February 17, 2021
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Amuto • auto correct • auto • autobahn • auto erect • auto sniper • autoandrophilia • auto-blumpkin • auto dog • auto fail
Auto-domefuck
Auto-domefuck by Al E. March 23, 2009
autocarrot
autocarrot by 1CPL593h July 30, 2017
Auto Incorrect
When the auto-correct feature on your iPod Touch or iPhone tries to correct your spelling, but instead changes it to words that just dont make sense with what you're typing.
JR: Hey what time should i come?
Victor: I dont know... Are you busty all evening?
I MEAN BUSY!!
ARE YOU BUSY ALL EVENING!
GOSH I HATE AUTO INCORRECT!
Victor: I dont know... Are you busty all evening?
I MEAN BUSY!!
ARE YOU BUSY ALL EVENING!
GOSH I HATE AUTO INCORRECT!
Auto Incorrect by hurtadaa September 25, 2010
Word of the Day on September 28, 2010
Autocar
1. An American automobile manufacturer that switched to making heavy-duty trucks early in its lifespan. Still in business today, but they only make garbage trucks.
2. A British automotive magazine. Also the world's oldest, having been around about as long as the Autocar truck company.
2. A British automotive magazine. Also the world's oldest, having been around about as long as the Autocar truck company.
Auto Vampirism
Cases in which an individual enjoys drinking his or her own blood, such as by deliberately wounding him/herself at the base of the tongue in order to suck at these wounds and swallow the blood.
This can be one of the symptoms of Renfield's Syndrome, (named after Stoker's character) AKA clinical vampirism.
This can be one of the symptoms of Renfield's Syndrome, (named after Stoker's character) AKA clinical vampirism.
Although he's diagnosed with Renfield's Syndrome, he's into auto vampirism instead of ingesting someone else's blood.
Auto Vampirism by MarlfoxSH August 19, 2009
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Oblication
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
Larpenomics
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026