Ami'd 

When you get banned from a restaurant for being under the influence of drugs (particularly marijuana) and are acting like a complete and utter baboon.

I went to Shalom Grill with my friend Ami Arnold and he got Ami'd.

Ami'd by Titty Clipper June 3, 2018

am I being punk'd? 

An expression of surprise and disbelief that is uttered when one is in a situation that is perceived to be rediculous or beyond belief. Usually said when a person assumes that they are being fooled or made the butt end of a practical joke; not wanting to face the facts of a real situation.
Originating from the TV show hosted by Ashton Kutcher called punk'd where he plays practical jokes on fellow celebrities deceiving them into accepting a crazy scenario or situation is real.

Jackass: dude, your house burned down and everyone you love is dead! Oh, and your girlfriend is cheating on you!

Pedro: What?! Am I being punk'd?

am I being punk'd? by Rated [R] February 9, 2007

am I being punk'd? 

A state of expression as apposed of saying ''Nah ah'' or ''Are you shitting me?''

1. My house burned down and I have type 2 herpes

2. am I being punk'd?

am I being punk'd? by DizzyLizzy February 14, 2007

who'mest've'd'f'ye's'cat'mi'lk'why'am'i'still'typing'?'?'please'st'op'ty'pi'ng'no'w 

this is the final form of the who words, i didn't expect it to get this crazy, only a dingus" the meme cat himself" will use this

owner: hey dingus
dingus: who'mest've'd'f'ye's'cat'mi'lk'why'am'i'still'typing'?'?'please'st'op'ty'pi'ng'no'w
owner: explodes from big brain power

who'mest've'd'f'ye's'cat'mi'lk'why'am'i'still'typing'?'?'please'st'op'ty'pi'ng'no'w by docter cat August 18, 2022

dirty ami 

when one starts to eat someone’s toenails as they suck their eyeballs.

emily: are those two pulling a dirty ami?
yara: yes omg

dirty ami by tomoeandbeidoulover September 7, 2021

dirt ami pilo 

3 kids from the youtube channel "DIRT AMI PILO TOGETHER :D"

"Hey there dirt ami pilo!"

dirt ami pilo by dapthedapsquad January 21, 2025

i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary 

When you are surfing Urban [Dictionary] and you reach the point of satisfaction where you've sufficed yourself with countless memes, crude humor, random slangs and whoever the fuck Samantha Mackenzie is and why she's so beautiful/amazing/etc... then you proceed to type this very sentence into the search box. You probably only wanted to search something like "I dont know what" or "I dont know what to search" which lead you to this post. Realize now that you are here, in this very point in space and time. Embrace it. Then continue to question what the fuck you're still doing on this page, and why you're still reading this.

Guy to self: "Alright, time to find out what a loli is!"

-stares blankly at screen-

Guy to self: "Wait, what was I.. ah, whatever!"

-proceeds to type out "i dont know what to search right now" and ends up on this very page, which autocompleted as "i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary" and had to be mentioned within this example because of Urban Dictionary guidelines-

i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary by The Worlds Loneliest Man July 2, 2019