American Day

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When you devote an entire day to sitting around the house, lazily watching television and devouring large amounts of food. Completely stuffing your mind with continuous sitcoms, soap operas, game shows, and other mind numbing telecasts.

"I didn't go into work today, had a great "American Day" at home.

American Day by Z-Ran September 8, 2009

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Ask a American day

Ask a American day is when you can ask a American for anything another American can’t ask for anything anyone else from another country can and what ever the person ask you have to answer or do

Brit: hey it’s the 5th of June

American: so
Brit: it’s ask a American day

American: oh ok ask what want and I will answer or do it

Ask a American day by The realistic June 4, 2022

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American Pi Day

March 14th. It's American Pi Day because of the way dates are written in in the American style, with the month preceding the day. In countries that write the day preceding the month, Pi Day is more properly celebrated on 22nd of July.

Albert Einstein was born on March 14th. He had to move to America in the 1930s in order to take advantage of it being American Pi Day there.

American Pi Day by DrEnglish March 14, 2010

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America Day

The 4th of July

Today is America Day! Cheers!

America Day by Ilisten2Metal July 4, 2014

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laugh at america day

January seventh is global laugh at america day, please take the time out of your day to sit and reflect on how FUCKING MORONIC america is, and have a little giggle while you're at it too.

man1: oh did you hear its laugh at america day?

man2: haha really? can't belive those idiots haven't gottem themselves killed yet.

laugh at america day by RICHISPOORLOL January 7, 2021

Amercian cenorship day

The day when Big brother made his first move in removing freedom of speech, the bill would remove websites such as tumblr and facebook for allowing people to post freely.

Guy 1: why cant i use my Tumblr anymore?
Guy 2: Cause Amercian cenorship day blocked it
Guy 1: wow thats stupid

Amercian cenorship day by jelyjiggler55 November 16, 2011

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America Cheeseburger Greatness Day

Nov 4 Is National America Cheeseburger Greatness Day is when all Americans should go out and buy a cheeseburger

Man: Hey honey it's America Cheeseburger Greatness Day let's go get a cheeseburger
Woman: And do what add some more weight your already 300 pounds with diabetes do you want to commit suicide there are better ways to do that

America Cheeseburger Greatness Day by Gucci_Pineapple November 1, 2020

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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