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America's Ass 

Owned by Captain America/Steve Rogers/Chris Evans. His suit in 2014 definitely did something for his ass. We love him. He is worthy.
America's Ass is defined in this snip-bit of the scene in endgame where Cap is seen in 2014:

“Mr. Rogers,” he (Tony Stark)murmurs into his headset. “That old suit design did nothing for your ass.” The camera stalls on Chris’s (Cap's) butt just long enough for Scott Lang (Ant-Man) to beg to differ. “You look great, Cap,” he reassures. “As far as I’m concerned, that’s America’s Ass.”
America's Ass by hey_o_buddy_o April 30, 2019
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America's Ass 

Steve Rogers' ass.

That's it. That's the definition.
"Cap, that suit did nothing for your ass."

"As far as I'm concerned sir, that's America's ass!"

*fights his own self* "That is America's ass..."

America's Ass 

The ass of Captain America who represents America and therefore has the ass of America
Wow! America's Ass is swinging!

America's greatest mistake 

The 45th, in my humble opinion, will be America's greatest mistake.

America's Got Talent 

A show with contestants and judges who contradict the title every single second the show's on the air.
Why do David Hasslehoff and Sharon Osbourne get to decide who's talented and who's untalented on America's Got Talent?

America’s Ass 

Captain America’s sweet, thicc, luscious ass cheeks; an ideal location for increased glycogen storage due to the supersoldier serum and the exercise he partakes in whilst kicking the vastly inferior asses of others; the muscular perfection of Steve Roger’s gluteus minimus, gluteus medius, and gluteus maximus; an exemplary example of dummy thicc buttocks; the area over which the super spandex of Captain America’s super suit where stretches the most; the only ass that was a recipient of complements from both Tony Stark and Steve Rogers in the movie Avengers: Endgame;

America’s finest ass, engineered by a german scientist to perfection.
Hrrrrnnggh Tony im doing whatever it takes but im dummy thicc and the claps of America’s Ass cheeks keeps alerting Thanos
America’s Ass by Thicc cheeky April 26, 2019

America's Got Talent 

An American TV show based purely on the hardships contestants have faced throughout there lives and not on talent whatsoever. The Judges of the show not only lack The ability to judge true talent, but are not actually Americans themselves.
This is "America's Got Talent"

Judge: "What are you going to do today?"
Contestant: Whistle "Happy Birthday" (starts whistling)
Judge: "I don't think your cut out for the show"
Contestant: "I have terminal cancer"
Judge: "what an emotional story, it's a yes for me"