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a.k.a Baseball. Best sport to see live and to play. Get's the nickname "America's Pastime" due it's popularity and history in the U.S, although it is played all around the world, and many MLB playes are from other countries.
Nothing is better then going to a baseball game on a cool spring day,with the fresh smell of cut grass, getting a hot dog, and just relaxing watching the game. Nothing.

America's pastime= my life
by bobmcd1234 September 29, 2007
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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Usually reserved for baseball, hot dogs and beer; this nifty little phrase can be used to refer to something that's either ridiculously popular or equally obscure.
by Red Hank March 04, 2010
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1. Bombing dictatorships

2. Cleaning up other countries when they shit in the bed and the stench spills over.

3. Pissing off Europe in through this process because its funny, and because we know they're no longer relevant to anywhere outside their own continent. They've yet to realize otherwise.
America's Pastime:
1. "Hey we just bombed another genocidal asshole. Ha ha!"

2. "Hey we just bombed another genocidal terrorist-harboring asshole! Ha ha!"

3. Europeans: "Stop bombing genocidal maniacs and terrorist assholes you Nazis! Why can't you be like us and realize a country of 10 million assfucked slaves over the course of generations is good, while 300,000 civilian casualties to place a democracy is equal to hitler!"

US jingoist: "HA HA!" <points and laughs>
by American Exceptionalist March 04, 2010
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