Owned by Captain America/Steve Rogers/Chris Evans. His suit in 2014 definitely did something for his ass. We love him. He is worthy.
America's Ass is defined in this snip-bit of the scene in endgame where Cap is seen in 2014:
“Mr. Rogers,” he (Tony Stark)murmurs into his headset. “That old suit design did nothing for your ass.” The camera stalls on Chris’s (Cap's) butt just long enough for Scott Lang (Ant-Man) to beg to differ. “You look great, Cap,” he reassures. “As far as I’m concerned, that’s America’s Ass.”
“Mr. Rogers,” he (Tony Stark)murmurs into his headset. “That old suit design did nothing for your ass.” The camera stalls on Chris’s (Cap's) butt just long enough for Scott Lang (Ant-Man) to beg to differ. “You look great, Cap,” he reassures. “As far as I’m concerned, that’s America’s Ass.”
by hey_o_buddy_o April 30, 2019
freddie mercury. that's just it.
by hey_o_buddy_o December 16, 2018
(phone call): Hey, buddy? What are you- wait- no go awa-p-p-p-burto?!
*exit with sounds of a shower curtain being devoured by p burto*
*exit with sounds of a shower curtain being devoured by p burto*
by hey_o_buddy_o April 30, 2019
by hey_o_buddy_o May 28, 2021