Amendment :3

Section 1. Any individual who uses the text symbol “:3” in written communication shall be deemed cute.

Section 2. For the purposes of this Amendment, “:3” is defined as a text symbol depicting a smiling face with a playful or affectionate expression, often used in digital communication to convey feelings of warmth, joy, or endearment.

Section 3. This Amendment shall be implemented in the spirit of kindness and positive expression, recognizing that the use of “:3” signifies an attempt to spread happiness and good cheer in communication.

Section 4. No laws, regulations, or interpretations shall contradict or undermine the spirit of this Amendment, which is to promote a culture of friendliness and appreciation among individuals.

Person A: I'm not cute :3
Person B: According to Amendment :3, you are cute.

Amendment :3 by NateVRC July 18, 2024

Amendment 37 

Whatever David says is always right, because, well... amendment 37.

-courtesy of the Taiwanese urban dictionary.

Amendment 37 Jake...

Amendment 37 by Jakeborchers1 August 22, 2019

amendment 32 

it’s illegal to write about yourself from an outside perspective.

friend: i think i’m gonna write about my performance at the school play
me: nope. amendment 32

amendment 32 by limebeansheart November 12, 2021

3rd amendment 

The Third Amendment prohibits the government from forcing citizens to quarter(shelter) soldiers in their homes.

I learned about the 3rd amendment in school today.

3rd amendment by User1247 January 9, 2018

3rd amendment 

A law

Do you know the 3rd amendment?

3rd amendment by Okay do you really want to kno May 2, 2018

67th amendment

The refusal to testify on the grounds that a person's lungs (or other organs) will be viciously chopped up into that of a hamburger.

"I um...can't testify. I fear that my organs will be chopped up into a patty."
"Ah, the 67th amendment."

67th amendment by Yams April 22, 2008

1st Amendment 

The first of ten amendments of the Bill of Rights to the American Consitution. It essentially grants citizens freedom of speech, religion, press, assembly, and petition. The literal text is as follows.

"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances."

If one does mot approve of something, he or she has the right to peacefully protest because of the 1st Amendment.

1st Amendment by anpacaal June 25, 2017