Ambidisastrous

The art of being able to destroy with both arms (or legs)

A conjunction of Ambidextrous and Disastrous.

Mainly applicable to boxer and drummers.

He throws a mean left ánd right, that boxer must be ambidisastrous.

by dragonhaertt October 11, 2018

ambidickstrous

When a person masturbates with their non-dominant hand

Man 1: Eww! don't touch me! I don't know where that hand has been!
Man 2: Don't worry, I'm ambidickstrous.

by cambronshinn February 28, 2011

ambidickstrous

The ability for a man to masturbate with either his left hand or his right hand

Girl: So, do you beat your dick with your left hand or your right hand, jw.
Guy: I'm ambidickstrous, I alternate.

by jungle's nuts January 10, 2010

ambidickstrous

Able to use both hands equally well when performing masturbation.

One who is ambidickstrous is able to Choke the chicken with the right hand while in the shower or spank the monkey with left the hand while on the computer, thus freeing your right hand to use the mouse. Plus it's like knowing two ladies.

by CurrentSea July 7, 2010

Ambidickstrous

Being able to use the right and left hands equally well when handling a dick

My girlfriend was ambidickstrous, meaning she could finagle a dick with either hand

by ethant35 February 24, 2019

AmbiDirkstrous

This is Dirk Nowitzki's new nickname. He's the only person to ever win games in the NBA finals with his left hand and his right hand.

The Miami Heat didn't know which way he was going, because Dirk went ambiDirkstrous on them.

by bing's wai June 18, 2011

Ambidickstrous

When a man has the ability to masturbate with either hand.

My right arm is in a cast but it's okay I'm ambidickstrous.

by Gonzo Writer August 11, 2016