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Ambi-dick-trous 

1. The ability to masturbate with either the left or right hand with equal and identical efficiency.

2. The ability to preform hand jobs with either the left or right hand with equal and identical efficiency.
1. Hey Jack, what's with the hairy palms on BOTH hands, man?

Oh that, yah I'm ambi-dick-trous.

2. Damn man, look at Jack tear it up in that circle jerk. He must be ambi-dick-trous.
Ambi-dick-trous by TacomaBeags April 13, 2011
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Ambi-dick-trous 

When your hand job abilities are not limited to your dominant hand
“which hand did she use
“both, she’s ambi-dick-trous”

Ambidicktrous 

The ability to masturbate using the right or left hand equally well.
I broke my right hand, but there is nothing to worry about because I'm Ambidicktrous.
Ambidicktrous by JuggaloCujo August 4, 2007

Ambidicktrous 

Being able to masturbate using either hand.
John: I Was watching some hot porn last night
Simon: But i thought you fractured your wrist?
John: I did, but I'm ambidicktrous
Ambidicktrous by Say-Watt? November 9, 2012

Ambidicktrous 

Able to use your dick with both hands.
With a huge smile, Jon gleefully danced as he held himself ambidicktrously.
Ambidicktrous by Tbar January 25, 2014

ambidicktrous 

The ability for a female to give a hanski, with or without a blowjob, to a penis equally well with both hands.
Amie's ambidicktrous ability was toe curling! She sucked you off in one hand and me in the other. Fucking amazing!
ambidicktrous by Super Hormoan December 9, 2008

ambidicktrous 

Being able to jerk off with both hands
When I broke my wrist, i taught myself to be ambidicktrous.
ambidicktrous by Dawgin November 28, 2012
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