A female in the military who provides sexual release for soldiers during deployments. She will usually be very up beat and friendly. she will love to do "guy" type activities so that know ones wives or girlfriends will suspect anything is happening.
robbi: this deployment coming up is going to really suck! im going to miss my newwife.
matty: ya i know, but there's an ambersawred in the company this time so at least we'll still be getting laid.
Reference to Amber Heard's photo that she texted to Johnny Depp during their divorce showing a huge piece of human feces on his bed, complete with wipe marks on the white sheets. She claimed it was from his 4 pound teacup yorkie. Looked like Mike Tyson might have left it.
When you suddenly realize that you'll be known forever as "Amber, the batshit-crazy bed shitter", aka Amber Turd.
A large walking, breathing pile of feces that was created by dark magics. She wears a human disguise of Amber Heard, but is really a living demonic turd. It lives off cheap booze and coke and was created only to ruin lives of successful men.
Wears a ton of cheap makeup and a blonde wig to fit in.
Amber Turd is like a leech or infection unlike the sexy counter part, the succubus who is a magical enchanting breathe taking beauty who sucks out your soul.
"Beware in Hollywood of who you hire!" "Do extended background checks and drug tests to avoid an Amber Turd infection!"
"Make sure to check the woman's hair, if its blonde scan them to make sure its human or a demon turd human."
The most evil, abusive, nastiest actress ever. Amber Turd (amber heard) pooped on Johnny Depp's bed then went to Coachella. Then blamed it on their tea cup Yorkies who can't even take a shit that big. 🛏️💩👧🏼
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.