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Alyssa M

Daddy.. Alyssa M is a very sexy person and is EXTREMELY FUNNY . Their nickname is daddy
Alyssa M is how I am feeling right now;)
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Alyssa M

The hottest girl in New Renaissance. I love you and i wonder if you like me back, Alyssa
Hey do you know who Alyssa Mccracken is?
Yeah she’s the hottest girl
by I love you Alyssa M December 14, 2022
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Alyssa Milan

The closest thing you will ever find on this earth to an angel.

The cutest, nicest, and sweetest girl you will ever meet.

One you can depend on when you are down and out and have nowhere to turn.

If you know her then you are one lucky person.

She spreads joy to the world without even trying.

Its what she was created to do.

One can easily see that she is hard working and willfully gives from her heart to help others.

If you are ever with her in a relationship don't ever leave her. She's the best thing that will ever happen to you.

If you do then slap yourself, have your best friend slap you, then have your other best friend slap you too to knock some sense into you.

But if you do leave her and your relationship doesn't end up working out its gonna be tough going from there.

You can try all you want to try and forget her, you can try to go with somebody else, you can never talk to her again, you can move to the other side of the world... But she'll never leave your heart.

And even if you find somebody else out there, they more than likely won't ever make you as happy as she did.

THAT, my friend is something you should take into account here and now... Don't make the same mistake I did, or you will regret it; possibly forever.

ANYWAYS, on to other things... If she is in your life, thank God everyday that you have the opportunity to be with such a wonderful person.
The best person you will ever meet is Alyssa Milan.
by XxThomas HunterxX February 4, 2010
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Alyssa Mulch

Alyssa Mulch is one of the sweetest and chillest girls you can meet. She’s extremely loyal and funny. Alyssa Mulch is definitely one of a kind. She’s quite the crackhead and would do anything to make you smile. She definitely some bundle of joy.
Alyssa Mulch is really cool. I think I wanna become friends with her.
by jenifer lopez June 1, 2020
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Alyssa Murillo

The most nastiest skank bitch to walk this earth. No guy her age would ever get with her so she goes for older married men to satisfy herself. Truly disgusting. She also has a mustache that has yet to be handled. If she has it that bushy on her upper lip imagine that nasty scrub she calls a vagina and her hairy asshole.
Alyssa Murillo? Yeah that girl who had shit crumbs in her ass crack. She’s disgusting and worn out
by Wingstopranch June 26, 2022
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Alyssa milano syndrome

A common affliction among Western females, AMS occurs when a female is used to getting treated like a spoiled celebrity by her beta male "allies" and begins to actually believe she is in fact a celebrity herself.
Men don't waste money and attention on a girl with Alyssa Milano Syndrome
by Kettlebell 78 December 24, 2018
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alyssa milano

The coolest Italian American actress besides Mira Sorvino. She has a beautiful smile and looks that could knock any guy dead. She has that perfect combination of naughty and nice that keeps everyone wanting more. The only woman capable of turning straight girls into lesbians.
Alyssa Milano is such a great actress and so damn beautiful.
by Elisa Altamira November 27, 2007
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