Alpharius

A dude from the Warhammer 40k universe. Twentieth son of some magnificent shiny dude who's in charge of everything, the primarch of the Alpha Legion of SPEEHS MARINES along with his twin brother, Omegon. Everyone has an obsession in pretending to be him because his legion is specialized in manipulation, covert operations and pretending to be Alpharius.

Random dude:" I am Alpharius!"
Another random dude:"No, I am Alpharius!"

Alpharius by ClearlynotAlpharius September 28, 2018

alphabite

The alphabite is the best bite of a meal or snack. The meal or snack is usually composed of numerous different ingredients and textures, allowing for variability in taste from one mouthful to the next. Thus, some bites are better than others and there is a particular mouthful that is superior to the rest. This superior mouthful is known as the 'alphabite.'

When eating a sandwich with crust, for instance, the alphabite could be considered the middle portion of the sandwich where you get to eat 100% meat/cheese/softbread/dressings. No crust. Thus, the 'alphabite.'

The 'alphabite' of a cookie may be the place on the cookie where multiple chocolate chips have gathered, thus giving you a high chocolate-to-dough ratio in that area of the cookie, leading to the 'alphabite', or best bite of that particular cookie.

The place on a slice of pizza where three pepperoni got stuck together resting atop an entire sundried tomato would be the location of an 'alphabite.' and so on...

alphabite by richard bullard barnes July 26, 2010

alphaism

The denoting of the action of being alpha, or head of house/pack.

I think your minipin should show more Alphaism

alphaism by Wolf&Wolfette420 November 4, 2015

Alphabecide

The act of murdering your opponent in a word duel or game such as words with friends, scrabble, or boggle.

Kent-i challenge you to a game of words with friends
Kat-ok, but you should know I'm gonna alphabecide you and they'll never find the body!
Kent-why you always talking shit when you know my vocab be legit?!

Alphabecide by dark korner October 3, 2016

AlphaBitch

She thinks she is one hell of a gal. She thinks she rules it all. No one can bring her down because in her mind she never loses or is ever wrong. She fights dirty and cheats to win. She will disown family, friendship and any intimate relationship to be selfish. Often found on the internet where she can hide the truth and hold multiple relations at once. Majority of the time, AlphaBitch is melodramatic. You will need psychic or psychological skills to truly understand her.

Also goes by nicknames of Alpha, Alphalicious, Mrs. Kickass.

AlphaBitch is a fake, manipulative, selfish and lonely female who manipulates situations and people to get what she wants.

AlphaBitch by tmutopcat January 5, 2011

Alphanism

Moving from pretending to be an Alpha to knowing and realizing you’re an Alpha.

My Alphanism allows me to lack the necessity And the desire to have people surrounding me. My alphanism allows me to be free and people follow me.

Alphanism by Renshaw Family May 18, 2021

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

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