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Alphanism 

Top dog bloke higher than an alpha just runs the show gets all pussy cleans up the lobby love the boys, get around it every weekend
Bro thats so Alphanism
Alphanism by Javo Pappi January 4, 2021
The spiritual belief in the divine quantitative outreach to all young yet old believers; in which you meet the holy yet present virt who can summon the great eye of soil and the retreat of Auchan. To know what & how you can hair the ground to the sky. Where you can reach the divine booty of interior cadaver of urstetcha.
Achanism- the state of being integral offenciet.

alphaism 

The denoting of the action of being alpha, or head of house/pack.
I think your minipin should show more Alphaism
alphaism by Wolf&Wolfette420 November 4, 2015

alphanite 

an Alphanite is typically an antisocial beta male that usually invests most of his time watching furry porn. he craves alot of hot and sweaty sex and usually has 1 or more rape allegations under his belt. he has a weird sense of humour and often sleeps in his own semen. he calls this drowning pool after his favourite band .
That fellow over there looks like a Alphanite
alphanite by donkeypwner64209 September 25, 2021

alphasmurf 

The alpha of the smurfs. Looks like a blueberry but more Alpha.
Bob: oh shit I just stepped on a blueberry!
Jamal: you stupid wigga that was the ALPHASMURF!
alphasmurf by Alphasmurf September 11, 2022

alphaness 

Alphaness is a phrase given to the biggest lads on earth who assert their dominance in everyday life. Their arms are usually bigger than you future, and their voice sounds like morgan freeman on crack. Their outlook on females is whatever has a pulse and a vagina. Additionally their hair usually looks like they have been dragged out of a hedge and their teeth look like wonky tic tacs
Oh ryan has so much alphaness
alphaness by Lahnxx October 9, 2019