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Alphabits is a cereal that is shaped like alphatbet letters and quite possibly the worst cereal ever created. Alphabits is like what would happen if you took a 60 year old cheerio and dunked it in the toilet and rubbed it in a fat man's underwear. Alphabits just looks like one of those rip-off cereal brands (which it pretty much is) that tastes like a gigantic turd. Just dont buy Alphabits... you will want your $4.00 back. You may die by implosion from eating this ceral.
Boy 1: "He look a new a cereal called Alphabits!"

Boy 2: "NO DONT EAT TH--"

by maxatron July 30, 2009
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