A girl gamer that usually plays Halo 3 or Modern Warfare
2. She has the ability to
pwn all the noobs, and cause small children to cry after a short lived
game of 1v1. Usually harrased by boys over Xbox LIVE, because of the fact she is a girl, she has the ability to
kill them with her ROFLcopter that goes soi soi soi.
Besides all the xbox gaming, she is actually a really nice person.
Back to videogames.
Alpacalaca is the destroyer of evil, the pwner of noobs, and the assassin of any other girl on Xbox LIVE. She is a spartan usually clad in an ODST helmet and colors that range from pinks to purples. She is also the leader and founder of the "Hottie" clan.
And also, it is pronounced "AL-PACK-UH-LACK-UH"
You cannot excape Alpacalaca with her Battle Rifle skills and
amazing sticky
grenade placement skills. You can
run, but you can never hide from me, Alpacalaca.
<3
Guy1: "Whoa, who was that person that just
pwned our entire team in slaye???"
Guy2: "Dude! That was Alpacalaca! she is only the nastiest girl to ever play Halo 3!"
Guy1: "
Wow, i feel honored to have been
pwned in her presence!"
Alpacalaca: "Your tears are tasty ;)"
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