Alonology

The study of why you or your friend gets no bitches

I'm starting to study Alonology to find us some bitches

by Mzstroyer July 13, 2022

Alanology

The study of all things relating to Alan Wilson, a founding member, harmonica player, guitar player and blues genius of Canned Heat. These include the study of blues guitar, slide guitar, harmonica, John Lee Hooker, and Son House. Alanology also includes the study of nature and conservation.

My friend Rebecca knows Alanology better than anyone I know. Not only does she play a mean harmonica but she's so in tuned with nature just like Alan was.

by exptruth09 May 26, 2011

alcohology

The scientific theorized, or study of the hydroxyl compound Alcohol, in partial, or as a whole.

Mr. Brownstone began learning alcohology to furthermore understand the function of alcohol.

by Sonata Waltz September 22, 2005

Alcohology

Noun; A form of drunk apology sent to a recent ex usually via text or phone

Just when we thought Steve was going to come out of the break-up with his dignity intact, Lauren sent his alcohology to all of their co-workers.

by Dio! July 6, 2011

alienology

The scientific studies of aliens

That scientists specialty is alienology

by Anonoymous82552789842169052 October 7, 2016

apoLOLogy

An insincere apology hence the LOL therein

I offer my apoLOLogy for not having put you first before myself

by theanglingaddict October 14, 2015

Elonology

The study and exploitation of the evolving person we know as Elon Musk,

When we look at Elonology at any given point in time from the early days of Tesla up to the Twitter fiasco, we will always find those who seem to think he will fail and at the same time those who believe in him are living happy lives.

by GonzoUber April 18, 2022