alcohology

The scientific theorized, or study of the hydroxyl compound Alcohol, in partial, or as a whole.

Mr. Brownstone began learning alcohology to furthermore understand the function of alcohol.

by Sonata Waltz September 22, 2005

Alcohology

Noun; A form of drunk apology sent to a recent ex usually via text or phone

Just when we thought Steve was going to come out of the break-up with his dignity intact, Lauren sent his alcohology to all of their co-workers.

by Dio! July 6, 2011

alcoholobotomy

To drink so much alcohol that you have cognitive and personality changes.

Drinking to forget.

Man, what a crappy week, tonight I need an alcoholobotomy.

by virgil g October 18, 2006

alcoholy trinity

1. In a pandemic the 3 wholly necessary alcohols are hand-sanitizer, alcohol-wipes, and a good stiff drink.

2. Drinking 3 times a day (Breakfast, Lunch, & Dinner) every day during a pandemic, so the three drinking times miraculously become one, and all the days miraculously become like one day.

3. Three-in-One Bar: Lager, Rum, & holy spirits

Stay safe from the Coronavirus by remembering soap and estrange, no antisocial nearing, keeping social distance, and relying on the alcoholy trinity to make it through your day.

We need to visit a bar with the alcoholy trinity so everyone's prayers are answered, and everyone can drink what they like.

Whoa! After that last Zoom meeting, I'm pretty sure our co-worker Marty has been reverencing the alcoholy trinity for the past 2 months, non-stop. Plus, I'm pretty sure he was wearing a covid mullet.

by NeologianPJG April 16, 2020

alcoholify

To incorporate alcohol into something non-alcoholic.

I'm going to alcoholify my Dr. Pepper.

by Vlad2cu March 14, 2006

alcoholocaust

The aftermath of a drinking party, usually resulting in every available horizontal surface being covered in empty booze containers, spilled beverages, and a general sticky alcoholic residue.

You guys better stay around to help clean up the alcoholocaust you started last night.

by Esche December 10, 2004

alcoholocaust

What occurs at a drinking party when everyone drinks so fucking much that they all pass out and fall on the floor and/or on top of each other.

Last night's Roman orgy of a slumber party ended when everybody(guy and girl, clothed and naked) passed out on top of each other in a mass alcoholocaust.

Then the next morning when I woke up and while everybody was getting dressed and leaving, I found out that my face got all bloody when one of the cheese hog bitches fell on top of my face, breaking my nose!

by Mark H September 4, 2004