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Alanology 

The study of all things relating to Alan Wilson, a founding member, harmonica player, guitar player and blues genius of Canned Heat. These include the study of blues guitar, slide guitar, harmonica, John Lee Hooker, and Son House. Alanology also includes the study of nature and conservation.
My friend Rebecca knows Alanology better than anyone I know. Not only does she play a mean harmonica but she's so in tuned with nature just like Alan was.
Alanology by exptruth09 May 26, 2011

Amieology 

A branch off from the study of awsome. Considered one of the most complex subjects around, containing bits of chemistry, awesome, biology, physics and mathematics.
The study of Amieology is divided into 5 Levels, each having its own content. These include:
Level 1- Basic Amieology.
Level 2- Study of the structure in Amieology.
Level 3- Study of the physical and mental aspects of Amieology.
Level 4- Study of the mating habits of amieology.
Level 5- Theoretical Amieology.

Theoretical Amieology contains things like "Amieology What Comes Next?" and "What If" situations.

Also, there is a species within Amieology, a branch off from humans exept better in every way.
Guy 1: DUDE! IM STUDYING I GOT INTO MY AMIEOLOGY COURSE!!
Guy 2: Holy Shit! Congrats! The ninja masters will be proud.
Amieology by Cayle November 5, 2008

Alientology 

Belief that all Gods of all religions were visitors from other planets. They were more advanced and had technology that the humans couldn't understand so they were perceived to be Gods. Some of the visitors were kind to us and some only wanted to dominate us.
Alientology is a belief that many have and don't have a name for it, they have a solid belief in alien life.
Alientology by Crabby Mommie August 25, 2020

Alientology 

A cult of sorts, kind of like Scientology except not as retarded. Members believe that our universe is a simulation inside a powerful alien computer. This theory may well be logical; someday we might have super powerful computers, with the invention of quantum computers. So other races already having a very powerful computer is totally realistic. Alientology is believable, plus it is not like all that Xenu crap.
Guy 1: Hey I heard that our universe is a simulation inside an alien computer.

Guy 2: Welcome to Alientology.
Alientology by aakksshhaayy June 10, 2008

Alientology 

Alientology & Ufology

Overview

Research shared by Theresa J Thurmond Morris
Alientology is the research and study of aliens and all that entails such as ufology and the history and advancement of the knowledge in cosmology and interstellar travel.
Our entire culture as humanoid sentient intelligent being species has upgraded our awareness to include topics in life sub divided globally to include art, culture, education, science, technology, history, and folklife.

We are now beginning to include the history of our world in popular genre topics such as archaeology, anthropology, and interstellar travel and communication.
It is a growing phenomenon that the history of phenomenology and the paranormal is growing in cyberspace. We now share another level of existence designed for communication, education, entertainment, and the further advancement of our own intelligence with technology as the resource. We come by the growth and inspiration of all from our own imaginations which is fueled by our own humanoid curiosity as to who, what, when, where, and how things work and/or exist.
Alientology is Our entire culture as humanoid sentient intelligent being species has upgraded our awareness to include topics in life sub divided globally to include art, culture, education, science, technology, history, and folklife.

We are now beginning to include the history of our world in popular genre topics such as archaeology, anthropology, and interstellar travel and communication.
It is a growing phenomenon that the history of phenomenology and the paranormal is growing in cyberspace. We now share another level of existence designed for communication, education, entertainment, and the further advancement of our own intelligence with technology as the resource. We come by the growth and inspiration of all from our own imaginations which is fueled by our own humanoid curiosity as to who, what, when, where, and how things work and/or exist.
Alientology by tjmorris December 6, 2016

alientology 

the belief in ones inner soul, that aliens do in fact coexist with the rest of the universe. God or Jesus is categorized as one of the many alien species.
Sally:I love Jesus.

George:So you beleive in alientology?

Sally:No.

George:Fuck you.
alientology by sundanceII December 10, 2009
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