Stoopid

The will to stupidity. To be "stoopid" is to behave as if you were stupid, but lacking the physical excuses such as brain lesions. It is stupidity by choice, rather than by virtue of circumstances beyond one's control.
The stoopid is strong in this one.

She'd be pretty smart, were she not so stoopid.
by osan January 17, 2021
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Stoopid

Stupidity made manifest by a non-stupid person. Such seemingly stupid behaviors issue from otherwise intellectually intact people suffering from attitudinal problems such that the will to act stupidly becomes unalterably manifest.

Whereas stupidity cannot be cured, stoopidity requires nothing more than the willingness of the person acting as if he were actually stupid to do otherwise.

The problem with stoopidity and where it differs from ignorance lies in the fact that the ignorant man, having come to realize his deficiency will endeavor to correct his condition. The stoopid man, however, will consciously refuse to change.

Therefore, stoopidity is primarily a condition of attitude, will, and the conscious choices that follow therefrom.
Used in the precise same way as "stupid", the only difference being the connotation that the stoopid person is that way by choice rather than due to some unavoidable condition.

Therefore: "Man that guy is stupid," should mean that the person in question is, in fact, unalterably stupid by birth, head trauma, brain lesions, or whatever condition that may cause such a state of existence to arise. Such a person cannot be held accountable for his state of being.

"Man that guy is stoopid," connotes a person who has no justifiable excuse for his stupid behavior; that he actually chooses to act stupidly for whatever reason and will not alter himself despite having been shown his error.
by osan May 25, 2012
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untelligent

The willful evasion and repudiation of anything even remotely indicative of intelligence. The active refusal of one to manifest so much as the smallest shred of even the lowest quality intellect. A steadfast rejection of so much as the intelligence of a boiled turnip.
The average and ever-so-ironically named "progressive" displays an untelligent quality so extreme that even the most jaded but otherwise intact adult finds himself appalled at the sight of it.
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Biden

v., to defecate, to copulate

adj., a state of wrack and ruin.
"I think I just Bidened my pants."

"That's pretty Bidened up."

"Oh baby... let me put it in... just the tip... I want to Biden you so bad..."
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Nump

An absurdly futile act.
Endless numping gets you nowhere.

His nump was met with predictable failure.
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Bullshittinous

adj. of, or characterized by or as bullshit.
Their bullshittinous justifications for further restrictions on the rights of free men resulted in the furtherance of tyranny and serfdom.
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Fillingz

The feelings of a snowflake with sensitivities and implications of entitlement so extreme as to leave a normal human being in a sense of deep cognitive dissonance, not knowing whether laugh, cry, or just shake their heads in uncomprehending disbelief.
He was butthurt due to someone touching his fillingz.
by osan January 09, 2020
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