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1. Of extreme greatness, to be the top dog in any event
2. Mexican last man
1. that guy sure is almanza alright
2. Me amo alejandro almanza
Almanza by alejandro77 January 18, 2008
Words you can keep

Andrew Almanza 

Justin Bieber is secretly married to pro skateboarder Andrew Almanza
Andrew Almanza by Justinb123 July 12, 2016

Andrew Almanza 

Internet Celebrity known from being an Instagram and Twitter sensation he's popular because of his looks just like Justin Bieber which is a friend of Andrew's. Another person who is famous for being famous just like Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton. He may very soon become a household name with the growth of his popularity increasing daily.
Person 1- "omg Andrew Almanza just followed me on Instagram major fangirling"

Person 2- "that's nothing I just had Justin Bieber follow me"

Person 1- "well when Andrew becomes bigger than Justin it won't be so lame now will it?"
Andrew Almanza by Kadin Smith February 8, 2013

Dirty Almanza 

That Dirty Almanza owes me 5,000 burritos.
Dirty Almanza by Wrk4skoal April 30, 2024

Belcalis Almanzar 

Cardi B's real name. Commonly used as a joke.
I said belcalis almanzar and my furniture started floating.

almantas 

Almantas is a crazy silly person and very funny, he is sensitive and cares about the people he loves he would sacrifice himself for his loved one but sometimes he can be really annoying and acts like a retard there’s two sides of him the hyper silly annoying side and the caring sad side and almantas is the person that listens to music a lot likes raping and acting he is just special.
Almantas is annoying but he can funny and caring sometimes
almantas by Jason123425 April 1, 2019
The best person you can ask for. Always there for some one. Usually tall. Really nice smile. Thinks about others before herself. Always helping out. Very very skinny. Super funny person. One of the best people you can talk to and be around. Extremely smart and very shy. Can count on her to do anything. Has gone through a lot but still manages to keep a smile on her face. Really good at anything she does. One of my best friends
Almaza the Maza waza
Almaza by Beela Weela August 27, 2019
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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