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1. a person who dresses their vagina up like a clam bucket, then they put clams in their. When a person goes to take a clam, the person dressed up as a "bucket" shoots orgasm juice at them
Eddie said that his girlfriend dressed up as an alkaser when they had sex.
Alkaser by cideskater04 June 17, 2004
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Alkisfredag 

Friday every week all norwegians gather around and waste all their hardearned money on alcoholic beverages.

hver fredag samles nordmenn for å drikke opp alle penga de har tjent opp i løpet av uken. et uttrykk som er velkjent blant unge nordmenn. Når Alkisfredag nærmer seg, begynner de lange køene på vinmonopolet.
It's alcofriday tomorrow, i need to get my drinks sorted

Det er alkisfredag i morgen, derfor må jeg innom polet først
Alkisfredag by djoon April 19, 2017

alkisfredag 

another word for partyfriday
Anna: what comes after Thursday?
Mads: Alkisfredag!!
alkisfredag by djoon May 8, 2017
1:“his name is alişer”

2:“yeah I know he blay af”
Alişer by bananabottom January 29, 2024
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026