Alfonsito 

Alfonsito is the most talented rapper alive. His tongue technology will send you to Hong Kong.

Agust D is Alfonsito as fuck.

Alfonsito by MIA7842 November 1, 2018

Alfonsius 

An Alfonsius is usually incredibly attractive and most of the time can literally audition to become a model. An Alfonsius is typically an athlete which causes for him to have a slender or lean body, making them even more so the eye candy they are. They also have great personalities and are often surrounded by friends and simps, making them easily some of the most popular people in any situation. They are made all the more perfect with their natural intellect and talents, be it in bed or with regards to their academics, an Alfonsius should rarely be single as long as women or gay men exist.

Girl 1: Omg who's that cute guy over there?
Girl 2: Don't you know? That's Alfonsius!
Girl 1: He's so hot! Is he single?
Girl 2: Are you kidding me? There's no way he's single; He's too perfect!

Alfonsius by OhlookImoaned June 22, 2021

karlo alfonso 

Someone who can be your soulmate, bestfriend, boyfriend, lover, future fiance, future husband and forever baby.

If you want to have a lover, have a Karlo Alfonso!

A Karlo Alfonso loves so dearly.

If you have Karlo Alfonso you're just the lucky one!

karlo alfonso by AlienMermaid69 January 10, 2014

Alfonso Torres

Alfonso Torres is a downright genius. He's pretty freakin cute and really outgoing. He gets shit done and isn't afraid to speak his mind. He is rteally random and is guaranteed to make you laugh. He lives in the crap town called terra bella.

dang he just busted an Alfonso Torres and got perfect scores

Alfonso Torres by statsoffire December 7, 2010

Alfonso 

King of Spain from 1886-1931

Bow down Alfonso has just entered the room!

Alfonso by Prince Al November 24, 2007

Alfonso 

he's so buff that even his dick has a 6 pack on it, but because of his awareness for the women around him, he does not attempt to have a girlfriend

Women: what's your preference so that we can be your friend with benefits:
Alfonso: men

Alfonso by Bababoeymenlover November 17, 2021

Alfonso 

Usually a well of knowledge. dig deep and you'll know more. He is generally well-spoken, fluent in more than one language, a bit nerdy and loves books.

This greek god usually hangs out in libraries, museumss, or regular streets. but will never invite you to a movie. Scares easily, it is advisable to handle with care and never call out his name too loudly. he might remain in shock if so.
He can be both Man and Boy, depending on who is adressing him.

"Oh, just what i needed! an Alfonso in my life! what more could a woman ask for?"

Alfonso by la_parisienne February 4, 2010