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Alfonsius
An Alfonsius is usually incredibly attractive and most of the time can literally audition to become a model. An Alfonsius is typically an athlete which causes for him to have a slender or lean body, making them even more so the eye candy they are. They also have great personalities and are often surrounded by friends and simps, making them easily some of the most popular people in any situation. They are made all the more perfect with their natural intellect and talents, be it in bed or with regards to their academics, an Alfonsius should rarely be single as long as women or gay men exist.
Girl 1: Omg who's that cute guy over there?
Girl 2: Don't you know? That's Alfonsius!
Girl 1: He's so hot! Is he single?
Girl 2: Are you kidding me? There's no way he's single; He's too perfect!
Girl 2: Don't you know? That's Alfonsius!
Girl 1: He's so hot! Is he single?
Girl 2: Are you kidding me? There's no way he's single; He's too perfect!
Alfonsius by OhlookImoaned June 22, 2021
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karlo alfonso
Someone who can be your soulmate, bestfriend, boyfriend, lover, future fiance, future husband and forever baby.
If you want to have a lover, have a Karlo Alfonso!
A Karlo Alfonso loves so dearly.
If you have Karlo Alfonso you're just the lucky one!
A Karlo Alfonso loves so dearly.
If you have Karlo Alfonso you're just the lucky one!
karlo alfonso by AlienMermaid69 January 10, 2014
Alfonso Torres
Alfonso Torres is a downright genius. He's pretty freakin cute and really outgoing. He gets shit done and isn't afraid to speak his mind. He is rteally random and is guaranteed to make you laugh. He lives in the crap town called terra bella.
Alfonso Torres by statsoffire December 7, 2010
Alfonso
he's so buff that even his dick has a 6 pack on it, but because of his awareness for the women around him, he does not attempt to have a girlfriend
Alfonso by Bababoeymenlover November 17, 2021
Alfonso
Usually a well of knowledge. dig deep and you'll know more. He is generally well-spoken, fluent in more than one language, a bit nerdy and loves books.
This greek god usually hangs out in libraries, museumss, or regular streets. but will never invite you to a movie. Scares easily, it is advisable to handle with care and never call out his name too loudly. he might remain in shock if so.
He can be both Man and Boy, depending on who is adressing him.
This greek god usually hangs out in libraries, museumss, or regular streets. but will never invite you to a movie. Scares easily, it is advisable to handle with care and never call out his name too loudly. he might remain in shock if so.
He can be both Man and Boy, depending on who is adressing him.
Alfonso by la_parisienne February 4, 2010
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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