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Known as what Harmonizers tell each other when reading smut, that they needs Allysus. (Jesus version of Ally Brooke Hernandez from Fifth Harmony)
Camren shipper reading smut: This is so hot
Holy Camren shipper that does not read such nasty work: Mann you need Allysus
Allysus by normila shipper October 21, 2017

Aloysius O'Hare

The man who found a way to sell air and became a zillionaire in the town of Theendville.
Aloysius O'Hare found a way to sell air and become a zillionaire.
Aloysius O'Hare by aardvark man April 22, 2018

Alfonsius 

An Alfonsius is usually incredibly attractive and most of the time can literally audition to become a model. An Alfonsius is typically an athlete which causes for him to have a slender or lean body, making them even more so the eye candy they are. They also have great personalities and are often surrounded by friends and simps, making them easily some of the most popular people in any situation. They are made all the more perfect with their natural intellect and talents, be it in bed or with regards to their academics, an Alfonsius should rarely be single as long as women or gay men exist.
Girl 1: Omg who's that cute guy over there?
Girl 2: Don't you know? That's Alfonsius!
Girl 1: He's so hot! Is he single?
Girl 2: Are you kidding me? There's no way he's single; He's too perfect!
Alfonsius by OhlookImoaned June 22, 2021
Allysus is known for being Fifth Harmony’s goddess. Her original name is Ally Brooke and she is even more than a Queen. She’s gonna be watching you till the day you die so be careful not to make her angry, so just pray a lot, buy some holly water and try not to fall for Allysin.
God bless you.
Normal person: hey do you believe in god?
Harmonizer: bitch, god is a woman, and her name is Allysus
Allysus by FifthHarmony’s whore February 24, 2019

Aloysius 

The most amazing guy you'll ever meet. He will always be there for you, and have your back in any situation. He reminds girls that they deserve the best, and nothing less. Aloysius always boosts girls' self-esteem. He is the perfect boyfriend and bestfriend anyone can have. You'll fall in love with him easily... Many have.
Aloysius-"You have a gorgeous smile, so I'm glad."
Aloysius by IchLiebeDichHanya June 16, 2011

Leopold Aloysius Rammstein III

A nigger dragon from the 10th reich. He and Reichsmarschal Göring played penis swords in the Wolf's Lair latrine during vitally important meetings that were crucial to war efforts.
SS Guard: Heir Göring, they need you in the planning room sir, the allies plan on invading Normandy tomorrow.

Göring: .......yeah no thanks piss off you low ranked minion. I'm high on morphine and need to play penis swords with that dear sir, Leopold Aloysius Rammstein III.