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Alex Smith 

A person that cannot get fired from their current occupation no matter how below average or poorly they perform. The fact that this person is able to keep their job is incredible and leads others to believe he/she might be related in some way to owners or bosses or might be doing extra favors for them unknown to the public.
A: "Wow, how does this guy still have a job here? He has no skills and he actually brings our overall performance as a company down."

B: "No clue, we used to be a good company but with this Alex Smith on our team, we'll never get there again."
Alex Smith by badelist August 23, 2011

Alex smith 

Alex Smith the white girl is petty
Alex smith by Jeuevsb May 16, 2019

alex-smith 

The art of finding the remains of a period in public toilets. This leads to the failure to urinate in the same toilet and sometimes vomiting.
If you decide to go to the toilet in college after a female classmate and she has left the remains of a period in the toilet. You then return to your class looking sheepish and frightened. The symptons of this are clear and include:
pale face
fixed pupils
nervous twitch where they have failed to urinate
This is known as an alex-smith.
alex-smith by unknown man December 15, 2008

vollrath-smith, alex 

(1) a violinist by nature, an vollrath-smith (especially of the alex variety) can become exceedingly volatile when seperated from music for too long.
(2) a smith in the vollrath family, of the alex variety.
(3)cool, unique, one awesome alley-cat
(4) an inspiring and motivating man
"Is that Alex?"
"Of course it is, it's a violin."

and

Alex: *insert motivating stuff here*
Someone Else: You're right. Thanks. You rock.
vollrath-smith, alex by Maggie October 21, 2004

Alex-Smithed 

The act of replacing something you had that was good enough with something you believed, whether or not true, was better.
"That bitch done Alex-Smithed my black ass for some nigga with a gold grill and a fur house!!"

A: "They Alex-Smithed the head nurse?! But I thought she was doing a good job?"

B: "I guess the Doctors found someone else they believed could better suck them instead of just being a dick manager."
Alex-Smithed by Fobbies January 1, 2013
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