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Alendal

Sexy beast who is really smart, who wants to go to hell, he's not very loyal but is very good at pleasing a woman. His favourite type of girl is the one at the local trailer park that have been passed around a lot. A guy with a micro penis but can deliver in the bedroom. Despite his lack of genitalia, he is really kind and caring but watch your back, he will steal your girl in a matter of seconds.
Alendal is a great guy!
by TheDarkSlayer February 28, 2017
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Alexdaltoning

The act of doing absolutely nothing useful, every day of your life.
Dude 1: "hey man what are you doing today?" Dude 2: "man I'm sitting at home in my PJ's drinking a budlight" dude 1: "sounds like you're alexdaltoning to me man. Maybe you should get a job."
by 1086dude April 15, 2014
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Allendale

A person who is able to speak both English and German, and even Filipino on occasion, and frequently participates in homo erotic acts. These people also partake in being huge douches.
Hey, Allendale! Drop that Lucky Lager, and come toss my salad!
by OQ22 February 16, 2009
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Arendal

Small coastal town in Aust-Agder (Norway).

Known for gender inequality, and an unreasonable fear of "udlendingaa" (slang:foreigners).

Both the female and male living in this town typically display bleached hair, sporting a pair of white nylon see-through pants and platform shoes of the brand Buffalo.
You know your from Arendal when:

You have a baby at 14.

You grew up your entire life planning to have a baby at 14.

You think that theres nothing wrong with gender inequality because people choose it themselves.

You think that a pair of white plastic pants, and your spray-
on tan is a sure thing in every wardrobe related situation.

You work out to become "sver"

You think that adding vegetables to any meal is gay.

You initiate five out of ten conversations by saying "Gæbbeluniz!! Å faen!!?"

When not initiating a conversation in this manner you contact people, especially "ostlendingaa" with the phrase "du!, ska e banke du ellå?"

You eat kebabs drunk while slacking of "udlendingå", not realising the irony.

You're very concerned about not being gay, but you don't like beer, you rather drink Smirinoff Ice (Smenaaff) or Bacardi breezer (Baekaedi).

You think that raising your voice is an effective way of winning an argument.
Example:

Arendalitt: All the criminal foreigners should be sent out of the country!
Ostlending: That's kinda inhumane
Arendalitt: All the criminal foreigners should be SENT OUT!
Ostlending: Doesn't that violate some rights?
Arendalitt: ALL THE CRIMINAL FOREIGNERS SHOULD BE SENT OUT!!!
by martdawg86 February 8, 2010
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Allendale

A tiny town in Bergen County, the Orange County of the East Coast and the only part of New Jersey worth visiting. Everyone either is stupid rich, white, bitchy, or (most likely) all three. Some of the best schools in the state, and they won't let you forget it. The high school A Capella team was on a reality TV show once and no one shuts up about it. Award winning marching band, choir, girl's soccer, and middle school cross country team. Full of stay at home suburban house wives and rich dads who work in NYC, better known as "The City," and kids who like to pretend their life is hard.
"Do you know who won the cross country county championships?"
"It was the kids from Brookside in Allendale again."
by ziinnia November 18, 2018
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Allendale Sneaker

When one of your room mates goes home for the weekend and you throw a party and someone ends up having sex in that persons bed.
"Man Chaz is gonna be pissed when he finds out he got the Allendale Sneaker last night."

"Awh Man! there's residue everywhere! somebody totally gave me the Allendale Sneaker this weekend!"
by backdoorbobo69 December 8, 2009
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Allendale

A hellish school filled with dickheaded adults and even more dickheaded students. It is in Lake Villa, Illinois.
All of them are fucktards.
I'd know since I went to Allendale from Summer 2012 to Early 2018.
by acorn5687 August 24, 2019
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