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Sexy beast who is really smart, who wants to go to hell, he's not very loyal but is very good at pleasing a woman. His favourite type of girl is the one at the local trailer park that have been passed around a lot. A guy with a micro penis but can deliver in the bedroom. Despite his lack of genitalia, he is really kind and caring but watch your back, he will steal your girl in a matter of seconds.
Alendal is a great guy!
Alendal by TheDarkSlayer February 28, 2017
Words you can keep

Alexdaltoning 

The act of doing absolutely nothing useful, every day of your life.
Dude 1: "hey man what are you doing today?" Dude 2: "man I'm sitting at home in my PJ's drinking a budlight" dude 1: "sounds like you're alexdaltoning to me man. Maybe you should get a job."
Alexdaltoning by 1086dude April 15, 2014

Allendale 

A person who is able to speak both English and German, and even Filipino on occasion, and frequently participates in homo erotic acts. These people also partake in being huge douches.
Hey, Allendale! Drop that Lucky Lager, and come toss my salad!
Allendale by OQ22 February 16, 2009
Small coastal town in Aust-Agder (Norway).

Known for gender inequality, and an unreasonable fear of "udlendingaa" (slang:foreigners).

Both the female and male living in this town typically display bleached hair, sporting a pair of white nylon see-through pants and platform shoes of the brand Buffalo.
You know your from Arendal when:

You have a baby at 14.

You grew up your entire life planning to have a baby at 14.

You think that theres nothing wrong with gender inequality because people choose it themselves.

You think that a pair of white plastic pants, and your spray-
on tan is a sure thing in every wardrobe related situation.

You work out to become "sver"

You think that adding vegetables to any meal is gay.

You initiate five out of ten conversations by saying "Gæbbeluniz!! Å faen!!?"

When not initiating a conversation in this manner you contact people, especially "ostlendingaa" with the phrase "du!, ska e banke du ellå?"

You eat kebabs drunk while slacking of "udlendingå", not realising the irony.

You're very concerned about not being gay, but you don't like beer, you rather drink Smirinoff Ice (Smenaaff) or Bacardi breezer (Baekaedi).

You think that raising your voice is an effective way of winning an argument.
Example:

Arendalitt: All the criminal foreigners should be sent out of the country!
Ostlending: That's kinda inhumane
Arendalitt: All the criminal foreigners should be SENT OUT!
Ostlending: Doesn't that violate some rights?
Arendalitt: ALL THE CRIMINAL FOREIGNERS SHOULD BE SENT OUT!!!
Arendal by martdawg86 February 8, 2010

Allendale 

A tiny town in Bergen County, the Orange County of the East Coast and the only part of New Jersey worth visiting. Everyone either is stupid rich, white, bitchy, or (most likely) all three. Some of the best schools in the state, and they won't let you forget it. The high school A Capella team was on a reality TV show once and no one shuts up about it. Award winning marching band, choir, girl's soccer, and middle school cross country team. Full of stay at home suburban house wives and rich dads who work in NYC, better known as "The City," and kids who like to pretend their life is hard.
"Do you know who won the cross country county championships?"
"It was the kids from Brookside in Allendale again."
Allendale by ziinnia November 18, 2018

Allendale Sneaker

When one of your room mates goes home for the weekend and you throw a party and someone ends up having sex in that persons bed.
"Man Chaz is gonna be pissed when he finds out he got the Allendale Sneaker last night."

"Awh Man! there's residue everywhere! somebody totally gave me the Allendale Sneaker this weekend!"
Allendale Sneaker by backdoorbobo69 December 8, 2009

Allendale 

A hellish school filled with dickheaded adults and even more dickheaded students. It is in Lake Villa, Illinois.
All of them are fucktards.
I'd know since I went to Allendale from Summer 2012 to Early 2018.
Allendale by acorn5687 August 24, 2019
More from Urban Dictionary

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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