Alcolatio

n. An event that involves getting someone trashed in order to get him/her to give someone else head.

We should have an alcolatio party.

Alcolatio '04 was a suckcess!

by Vicikan August 8, 2004

Assolation

Assolation: the social isolation that results when you’re such an annoying asshole that no one wants to be with you.

Ever since Uncle Bob manologued at Thanksgiving, he’s been in assolation.

by LooneyTooney January 7, 2019

Alculator

A calculator for alcohol.

On the way out to meet his friends, Frank remembered his alculator. Invaluable when determining how much he can drink that evening.

by backotruck July 30, 2012

Alculation

The mathematic calculations that alcoholics do on their way to the liquor store.

I have to alculate how much I can get for $5
By my alculations I need X ounces to get drunk and I have Y at home so I need Z ounces. Can I afford that?

by munson25 October 9, 2011

Accolation

To praise someones efforts for their hard work. Very similar to accolade but different. If the person is to receive more than one word of praise - the word becomes Accolations. Recently a colleague of mine actually used the word to make sure someone received the recognition they deserved..

He received accolations from the Executive Director because he had worked really hard on the presentation.

by actordennis March 23, 2011

Alcolicious

A refreshing beverage that is both alcoholic and delicious. Consumption of such a treat may result in memory loss, bad dancing, feelings of bigness and disturbing sexual encounters.

Hey gringo, chugalug on this alcolicious Margarita

by the-odd-one June 9, 2009

Assolations

Isolation of ass movement, i.e. the act of twerking.

Left cheek, right cheek- those are some serious assolations.

by TaintTantrum December 11, 2019