Alculation 

The mathematic calculations that alcoholics do on their way to the liquor store.

I have to alculate how much I can get for $5
By my alculations I need X ounces to get drunk and I have Y at home so I need Z ounces. Can I afford that?

Alculation by munson25 October 9, 2011

premature adulation 

clapping before the performance is done.

It was so embarrassing when all you could hear was the soloist's aria and John's premature adulation in the auditorium.

premature adulation by Gryfin December 30, 2011

noob accusation 

In FPS games, when someone notices the high amount of frags another player has compared to theirs, and falsely accuses them of using hack, cheat, or bot programs. Often owners of game servers ban people for starting arguments this way, asking instead to report hackers to the admins rather than starting flame wars.

J03 L4m3r: RedBlade7 has 30 frags and I only have 17! He must be hacking.
RedBlade7: Stop with the noob accusations. You're just losing.

noob accusation by RedBlade77 March 12, 2011

axcusation 

The charge or complaint one African American makes against another. Origin: Adam Carolla on the ACS podcast.

Kanisha made an axcusation of infidelity against Tyrell.

axcusation by DanConway March 6, 2017

Appulation explosion 

The situation where too many apps are downloaded on a cell phone. (Derivation- Based on population explosion. )

Oh gosh ! Now where has that app gone ? My phone has too many apps .
My phone suufers from appulation explosion !

Appulation explosion by Nodcrafty charlatan July 27, 2021

according to my calculations 

Something that nerds say all the time

"According to my calculations, the square root of all finite numbers is equivalent to yada yada yada"

according to my calculations by Hitterdog November 20, 2015

Accubation 

The practice of eating or drinking while lying down, usually on the belly or resting on one elbow, after the manner of the anciet Greeks and Romans.

Since I am usually too lazy (or hung over) to get out of bed in the morning, I have perfected the art of accubation.

Accubation by Craic Shack March 24, 2006