alberson

Alberson the ideal boyfriend or even the ideal husband , always will have your back and even if size dosent matter to you they’re always packing

Alberson

Best man

Good worker

And hard worker

by Guccikid November 22, 2021

Alberson

A tall funny person but if he doesn’t know you he’s gonna be quite but he’s a person who’s always making jokes its weird to see them quite, the perfect boyfriend loyal and realest friend you ever gonna know and they have a lot of potential

Alberson looks good but he looks like he he got more potential

by No818182 November 19, 2023

Keaton Albertson

An egotistical blogger of juvenile criminality, asocial acts, and childish violence. Someone of complete disregard for humanity, cultural norms, or property.

"Keaton Albertson is a Tucker Max wannabe. His blogs aren't even that funny."

"What's not funny about shitting inside someone's sleeping bag? Tucker Max only shit on some drunk girl's floor."

by mantidae July 6, 2009

Jeff Albertson

Comic Book Guy's real name. As seen on the Simpsons.

Ned Flanders: I don't believe we've met.

Comic Book Guy: My name is Jeff Albertson, but everybody calls me Comic Book Guy.

by sextoaster February 6, 2005

Abberson

The most perfect person you will ever meet, and if you meet an Abberson d o n ' t p a s s u p t h e o p p o r t u n I t y t o m a r r y t h e m, and or befriend them ^^

Woah, That sure is one Feral Abberson

by Simpberry November 16, 2020

albertsons

Service first, second to none.

Lady: "Your store sucks & this bread was supposed to be 3 for a dollar not 2 for a dollar!"
Us: "You're so totally right ma'am. Please wait here while I smash myself in the nuts for you and while we're at it get one of my other employees to go check to see if you're right so we can save you those 33 cents that you oh so need."

by Steven H. May 31, 2005

Albertsons

A hell hole where even if you make friends the cock-sucking upper managers (namely the first and SECOND in charge) won't let you talk even if your work is done. Plus they complain about you and don't trust you if you're a teen, even if you're one of the better workers! And they wont fire the shitty ones!
And the customers bitch about every little thing! They try to scam you to save even just 5 cents! Fuck coupons too, that shit is lame, why the hell do we take other stores coupons?
Then there's the bottle room! That shit is so gross! It's never clean and there's always stinky bums back there.
Luckily there are some cool people! Like managers that let you go on Chipotle or Jamba runs! Or get you drunk! Checkers that are smokin' hot and funny! Starbucks girls that worked at hooters! And baggers that you can mess around with and have a good time!

"If you don't find something to do I'll find something for you"

"Why can't you take my coupon?!"
"Because it expired in 2005!"
"You guys suck i'm going to Safeway!"
"Have a good day! And I hope you get hit by a bus! bitch!"

"Albertsons would be so much better if I chose who worked there!"

"Albertsons should have a back room with stripper poles!"

by bag boy April 9, 2008