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Alderson 

A huge zit or pimple that takes forever (months even) to go away.
Damn, that zit on my face is turning into an Alderson.
Alderson by SpokaneHo November 19, 2010
Alberson the ideal boyfriend or even the ideal husband , always will have your back and even if size dosent matter to you they’re always packing
Alberson

Best man

Good worker

And hard worker
alberson by Guccikid November 22, 2021

elliot alderson 

The Gay with Daddy Issues from the TV Show Mr Robot
"Oh I love Elliot Alderson!"
"Is it the gay one with Daddy issues?"
elliot alderson by GayForTyrell November 18, 2016
A tall funny person but if he doesn’t know you he’s gonna be quite but he’s a person who’s always making jokes its weird to see them quite, the perfect boyfriend loyal and realest friend you ever gonna know and they have a lot of potential
Alberson looks good but he looks like he he got more potential
Alberson by No818182 November 19, 2023

carl alvesson 

A short wimp who doesn't get Amy Pussys at all.

He has a avtags grade but is focusing on games, but sadly he is so bad on the computer, the Xbox and the ps
Look at that ugly person.

Yeah, he is usch a Carl alvesson
carl alvesson by TheCrazyGaySwede December 12, 2016

jack alderson 

boyo never cheats wouldn’t even think about it top shagger and a top blazer
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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