Albers! 

A term referencing disgust, anger, or frustration. Can be used instead of Fuck, Shit, or other expletives. Is a good substitution for swearing, especially around children.

The Patriots lost the Super Bowl? Dammit Albers!

I'm getting laid off? Albers!

Albers! by Y! Dirty Bomb July 14, 2009

Albert Aretz 

he’s an amazing human, and has a YouTube channel called Flamingo

Omg! Albert Aretz just posted a new video!

Albert Aretz by a clown gril April 19, 2020

Albert Cao

Slang, Verb. The capacity of ones mind to stay fully functional past the hour of 3 AM

I had to pull an Albert Cao last night to finish my bio lab.

Albert Cao by lilMak January 4, 2012

Albert Wesker 

In simplified terms, Wesker is a badass who wears sunglasses all the time and uses a ton of hair gel in the Resident Evil video games.

Albert Wesker's badassery is amplified by the fact he wears sunglasses at night. Because only the badassiest of the badassiest do that.

Albert Wesker by vaati000 October 18, 2008

Lawrence Albert Connor 

Gay ass pedophile who was pegged in the butt by Lanni Barbie. He loves to smear Frank Jameson as a mental defective, when Frank isn’t. Lawrence is extremely stubborn, and has been known for being rude towards his own fans.

“Dude, did you see the porno where Lawrence Albert Connor got pegged in the bum?”

Lawrence Albert Connor by rahal July 29, 2020

Splat Albert 

Tyree Sampson, the 14 year old 6 foot 5 and 380 pound kid who fell to his death while riding the Orlando FreeFall tower.

Splat Albert fell to his death while riding the Orlando FreeFall tower.

Splat Albert by R33001 May 8, 2022

Albert/flamingo 

A YouTuber who plays roblox

Albert/flamingo is EPIC YO TONGO

Albert/flamingo by anonymous November 1, 2020