Alber

When you get so drunk, you don't remember your own name, so people call you Alber.

S: Hey Katie, it's time to go home.
K: Who the fuck is Katie?! I'm ALBER!
S: Okay Alber...we have to go home.
A: Just pick me up later.
S: ...awww fuck.

by faudrook March 19, 2009

alber

a legendary half cat half girl that is said to stalk the streets asking sex ed questions from its victims. its signature calls are meow and meerr and recently GURP! IF U SEE THIS DEADLY CREATURE BE WARNED IT IS VEEERRRY DANGEROUS!

that alber asked me what a clit was! i barely survived!

by Auby April 16, 2008

Alber

One of the coolest people on this planet. Everyone looks up to him. He's the most attractive person, has the best hair. Gets all the women and has so much rizz. Great at all sports and is academically smart.

Random person: I wish i could be more like Alber

by NotAlber December 19, 2022

to alber someone

to rek someone so hard that you almost can't express it in words. almost.

to alber someone (verb):

- damn son, you just got albered.
- don't make me alber you

by university of princeton December 3, 2015

Christian Alber

The type of guy to send you to camp.

Go to the camp dude!
Bro, you're being such a Christian Alber, but I'm already going. Gonna be so clean after that shower.

by Tigerballz December 13, 2018

Albertina

An amazing, beautiful girl, big brown eyes, beautiful smile, always trying to find the positives out of a bad situation, has big insecurities, complicated, the kind of girl that you'd dream of having. ambitious, independent and strong. always wants to better herself. can be stubborn, but she'll be worth every struggle if you get her.

I would wait years to have a Albertina

you'd be lucky to have a Albertina!

by the life of man January 6, 2013

Aberkânerie

Noun. A statement that is obviously bullshit but will nonetheless convince a large audience to believe it, because the author doubles down on their lie by also pretending they have expertise in the field.

From German origins "Aber-kann" (although possible) and french "ânerie" (donkeys will buy it)

A- So I listened to a podcast where the author says there is a new scientific way to use your brain better.

B- Sounds like bullshit to me. Neuroscientists barely understand how the brain works.

A- but wait he says he knows better because he has three pH.Ds, and has given 400 talks on the topic, and went to Stanford...
B- he is probably faking his resume too. You should stop listening to these Aberkâneries.

by Picolanaguere March 29, 2022