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a legendary half cat half girl that is said to stalk the streets asking sex ed questions from its victims. its signature calls are meow and meerr and recently GURP! IF U SEE THIS DEADLY CREATURE BE WARNED IT IS VEEERRRY DANGEROUS!
that alber asked me what a clit was! i barely survived!
alber by Auby April 16, 2008
One of the coolest people on this planet. Everyone looks up to him. He's the most attractive person, has the best hair. Gets all the women and has so much rizz. Great at all sports and is academically smart.
Random person: I wish i could be more like Alber
Alber by NotAlber December 19, 2022

to alber someone

to rek someone so hard that you almost can't express it in words. almost.
to alber someone (verb):

- damn son, you just got albered.
- don't make me alber you

Christian Alber 

The type of guy to send you to camp.
Go to the camp dude!
Bro, you're being such a Christian Alber, but I'm already going. Gonna be so clean after that shower.
Christian Alber by Tigerballz December 13, 2018

Albertina 

An amazing, beautiful girl, big brown eyes, beautiful smile, always trying to find the positives out of a bad situation, has big insecurities, complicated, the kind of girl that you'd dream of having. ambitious, independent and strong. always wants to better herself. can be stubborn, but she'll be worth every struggle if you get her.
I would wait years to have a Albertina

you'd be lucky to have a Albertina!
Albertina by the life of man January 6, 2013

Aberkânerie 

Noun. A statement that is obviously bullshit but will nonetheless convince a large audience to believe it, because the author doubles down on their lie by also pretending they have expertise in the field.

From German origins "Aber-kann" (although possible) and french "ânerie" (donkeys will buy it)
A- So I listened to a podcast where the author says there is a new scientific way to use your brain better.

B- Sounds like bullshit to me. Neuroscientists barely understand how the brain works.

A- but wait he says he knows better because he has three pH.Ds, and has given 400 talks on the topic, and went to Stanford...
B- he is probably faking his resume too. You should stop listening to these Aberkâneries.
Aberkânerie by Picolanaguere March 29, 2022
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
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