An Alarmy is a person in an audience that is generally slow to catch on to things, is new at things, and tends to have odd facial features. Tends to disrupt Discord calls.
A painful erection causes you to wake up quicker than a standard alarm because you have to piss so bad!
After drinking 4 teguila sunrises,5 long island teas,and a twelve pack of natural lite down at the big nipple strip club last nite,my dick alarm went off at 5:45 this morning!