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An Alarmy is a person in an audience that is generally slow to catch on to things, is new at things, and tends to have odd facial features. Tends to disrupt Discord calls.
For all of the Alarmys in the audience.
Augh, that damn Alarmy!
Alarmy by Alarmy October 26, 2022

Alarmy Army 

A army of pjransone stans

That are the superior breed
I’m now a proud member of the alarmy army
Alarmy Army by RayRayPerson March 17, 2022

5 alarm breath 

This describes one who has breath that is odorous and spicy.
Geezzz, Bruto has 5 alarm breath after the chili cook-off!
5 alarm breath by I, Wreckerrr December 10, 2016

dick alarm 

A painful erection causes you to wake up quicker than a standard alarm because you have to piss so bad!
After drinking 4 teguila sunrises,5 long island teas,and a twelve pack of natural lite down at the big nipple strip club last nite,my dick alarm went off at 5:45 this morning!
dick alarm by pipelayer24 August 6, 2013

alarm clock 

An invention solely designed to kill millions of human dreams every morning
Whoever invented the alarm clock was a real dick. Seriously, not cool.
alarm clock by Afakename August 26, 2015

American EAS Alarm

One of the drabbest EAS alarms out there, thoroughly needs changing.
“Have you heard the American EAS Alarm?”
“Yeah it sucks, thoroughly needs changing.”
American EAS Alarm by Cowboy_ July 23, 2021