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Alabama three way 

Sexual intercourse between three individuals that are related by a maximum distance of second cousin.

Typically involved two males (cousins, brothers, uncle-nephew, father-son, grandfather-grandson, etc.) and a female (sister, cousin, aunt, wife, grandma, mother, etc.)

Similar to a three way, but more incestuous.
"Santorum comes from behind in Alabama three way" -Kyle Whitmire, Weld for Birmingham
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Alabama Three Way 

In an Alabama three way, three men get each other close to cumming via anal sex. They then all pull out, and arrange themselves in a penis to head circular'ish configuration, laying down. Finally, each smacks his own cock against the forehead of another until he cums, spewing semen plus a frothy mix of leftover anal lube and fecal matter all over the top of the smackees' faces.
During a televised roundtable, the announcer noticed the each member of the discussion panel, Rick Saintwhoreman, Mittens and Salamander each had a small mushroom shaped bruise on his head. When she asked what they were from, they said the bruises were from their previous night's vigorous Alabama Three Way congress.

Alabama three way 

Have intercourse with your first and second cousin at same time
I had a Alabama three way with my first and second cousin
Alabama three way by Kellz72 November 5, 2023

Alabama three-way 

A homosexual encounter between three supposedly straight, religious men. Usually takes place right after they all condemn gay marriage as being a mortal threat to traditional marriage and the world as we know it.
"No wonder the GOP is so obsessed with gay sex. Ricky boy, Newt and Mittens were caught in an Alabama three-way after their last debate!"

Alabama three-way 

A sex act involving three old white guys.
"Santorum comes from behind in Alabama three-way"

Alabama Threeway 

A sexual act involving three incredibly unattractive individuals; an analogous social or political situation.
The 2012 Republican primary race is like an "Alabama Threeway" between a your crazy uncle, your least favorite cousin, and a live pig (Santorum, Romney, and Gingrich, respectively).

Alabama threeway 

Three-way sex in which at least two of those involved are related. If all three are related it is an Alabama trifecta.
My girlfriend wanted us to have sex with her hot cousin which would have been an awesome Alabama threeway.
Alabama threeway by jestill May 23, 2012