Definitions by IwishIwereStephenColbert
Alabama Threeway
A sexual act involving three incredibly unattractive individuals; an analogous social or political situation.
The 2012 Republican primary race is like an "Alabama Threeway" between a your crazy uncle, your least favorite cousin, and a live pig (Santorum, Romney, and Gingrich, respectively).
Alabama Threeway by IwishIwereStephenColbert May 13, 2012