al capwned

Sent on a dirt nap; outfitted with cement shoes; deep-sixed. Pwned in a very gangster-esque manner.

Johnny the Rat thought he could get away from the mob, but Vito caught up to him, and Johnny got Al Capwned!

by spinaltapsoundguy December 29, 2009

Al Capwned

Al Capone was a legendary gangster in the 1920's.

To be Al Capwned, one must be pwned so bad it makes anyone watching bleed from their eyes.

This term is used wrong, a lot.

When President Bush pooped his pants on live tv, then fell in to a porta-potty, Vice President Cheney shouted Al Capwned!

by JBN Gstache May 4, 2007

Al Caponed

To get owned in style

He got Al caponed by my grenade...

by Goat23535 September 27, 2005

Al Caponed

To get owned or pwned with a sense of Italian flare.

Dumbass 1: Can I have some of your tots?
Dumbass 2: No, but what an dumbass you are for asking..you should have just grabbed them, like I did with your sister yesterday.
Dumbass 3: You just got Al Caponed.

by Victorious yet again December 18, 2005

al capowned

Combination of owned and gangster Al Capone. It's just a clever (sorta) way of saying you owned someone.

Headshot! AL CAPOWNED, BITCH!!!

by progamer124 February 11, 2005

Al Capowned

Something u say when u totaly ownd someone and u want to laugh at them and make them feel bad.

L77T: omg, u owndz me in teh cs.
OwNaGe: AL CAPOWNED!!!

by xsupercat8000 February 2, 2005

Al-Caponed

Al Capone was a Chicago Gangster and bootlegger responsible for the death of many people. However, he was not put in jail for life because of these many crimes, but because of tax evasion.

To be Al-Caponed is when someone punishes you severely for a minor crime because they can't get you on the major crime.

"Dude I heard you got kicked out of the club last night for being under 21"
"No man, they couldn't prove I was under 21, so they Al-Caponed me and kicked me out for swearing at the bartender."
"Dude, that sucks..."

by Jay-FO April 11, 2014