Definitions by Jay-FO

bong arse 

Bong arse is an uncontrollable bad case of diarrhea that feels as if bong water is flowing like a tap out of your ass.

Similar to mud butt

Treatment: po chai vials. lots of them. from your local asian grocer

After drinking a bottle of ouzo and eating midnight yeeros, I got a severe case of bong arse.

bong arse by jay-fo May 1, 2014

Al-Caponed 

Al Capone was a Chicago Gangster and bootlegger responsible for the death of many people. However, he was not put in jail for life because of these many crimes, but because of tax evasion.

To be Al-Caponed is when someone punishes you severely for a minor crime because they can't get you on the major crime.

"Dude I heard you got kicked out of the club last night for being under 21"
"No man, they couldn't prove I was under 21, so they Al-Caponed me and kicked me out for swearing at the bartender."
"Dude, that sucks..."

Al-Caponed by Jay-FO April 11, 2014