Al’mon

He’s a sexy little thang ,who will kill everybody if he wanted to but he laid back got a bad bitch Nd lot of money 💅and he successful ash if not he gone be.

Oh lord that’s Al’mon the one wii the bad bitch ?

Al’mon by Glock spit November 22, 2021

in culo al mondo 

Italian equivalent of Butt fuck Egypt, the literal traslation is "in the ass of the world"

"Dove hai parcheggiato la macchina?"

"In culo al mondo"

in culo al mondo by Geronimo989 October 1, 2017

almond mom 

Typically white suburban moms who were 90s girls and never accepted they had an eating disorder, so now they have to make it everyone else’s problem

“A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips is my almond moms favorite mantra”

almond mom by Sydkid765 October 18, 2022

Almond Joy 

A black guy who acts white.

You heard Jamal is an almond joy? Black on the outside but white on the inside.

Almond Joy by Squirtle1200 November 10, 2022

almond tofu 

What Xiao from Genshin Impact eats daily in hopes of trying to extend his height from 157 even though he’s 2000 years old.

Why did you make almond tofu, did you realised that you have summoned Xiao accidentally?

almond tofu by nekohwa March 8, 2021

almond cookie 

an old cookie that everyones simps for

p1: almond cookie is so hot he gets me hard
p2: hes a fictional character and hes like 40 years old

almond cookie by anonymous November 8, 2021

Almond Chicken 

Noun: girl that tans so much that she looks like an almond, or just a girl that looks like a slut.

Kaz, "Oh man, she is an almond chicken! Thank you very much!"
Sam, "You're right Kaz, she tans too much!"
Kaz, "Not only that, she looks like a slut"
Mark, "I like her!"

Almond Chicken by sammykaz April 1, 2009