Ajuma

A job marketplace app like task rabbit for West Africa

I found someone to clean my house on Ajuma because I hate cleaning

by MootPointMan November 15, 2020

Ajuma

An app like Task Rabbit for West Africa that lets users post jobs and people bid on them.

www.ajuma.app

I started a landscaping business on Ajuma

by ClawBoi November 12, 2020

Ajuma

A middle aged woman named Nancy that likes to take lots of pictures of her kids and call them anything but their name.

Omg mom stop being such an ajuma I have to go to the school dance

by hairycheese23 September 8, 2020

Akuma Nihmune

The most bottomest bottom in the entire history of humankind.
Always trying to convince people she is a dommy switch.
Swagolishious leader and singer of the Cult of the Ussy and other bangers.
Occasionally enjoys kissing plums, licks on walls or breaks bionicles.

Secretly an Enema Queen and member of the holey Prezel trio with Shylily and Bao.

You might be a bottom, but you are far from being on Akuma Nihmune level.

by Pantybell April 28, 2022

Vox Akuma

Daddy

Vox Akuma is a daddy

by Sheeeeshhhh January 17, 2022

alumagnetic

Any metal that is not ferromagnetic

Aluminium is alumagnetic

by Aperre June 16, 2023

Sarutobi Asuma

Sarutobi Asuma or Asuma Sarutobi is a Jounin level ninja from the anime Naruto created by Masashi Kishimoto. He is 28 years old and tends to always be found with a cigarette in his mouth. He is he son of the Sandaime (Third) Hokage Sarutobi. And the sensei of Team 10 which consists of Yamanaka Ino, Akimichi Chouji and Nara Shikamaru. He is closest to Shikamaru out of the three. Later on in the manga he fights two Akatsuki members Hidan and Kakuzu. Hidan uses a technique which everytime he attacks himself the same attack is inflicted on his opponent. Hidan gives himself a death blow attack which also transferred onto Asuma. Hidan is immortal so he doesn't die but Asuma is not. He dies in the presence of his team Shikamaru, Chouji and Ino, Ino tries to heal his wounds as she is a medical ninja but it is too late. He dies with a cigarette in his mouth. Shikamaru puts the cigarette in his mouth and says "I knew I'd hate smoking". We also find out later in the manga that Yuuhi Kurenai is pregnant with his child and a wedding ring is also seen on her finger when she visits his grave. It is unknown if Kurenai was engaged or actually married to Asuma.

"Shikamaru, let me just have one last smoke" Was the last said by Sarutobi Asuma.

by Kimmi-chan January 8, 2009