Ajointment 

It's when you've got an appointment to go smoke some joints with your friends.

Man, I was so stoned after our ajointment that I ate all the food in my kitchen.

Ajointment by Dick-Pound July 31, 2012

Spooky Appointment 

a round appointment that you can dark picture frame with 3 1/2 nails. very savage. can get mad. dont make mad. bad bully bad!!!

tim: lets go meow at a spooky appointment woof!!

Spooky Appointment by certifiedgeesehaircut November 16, 2020

pussy appointment 

Similar to its counterpart "dick appointment". When a guy schedules a time/day to have sex with a female.

Guy 1: I'm pissed.
Guy 2: How come?

Guy 1: I had to cancel my pussy appointment with Maddy because my job called me in to work
Guy 2: Damn that's fucked up

pussy appointment by WicKid February 5, 2017

dick appointment 

To set an appointment to have sex with a man. Women make dick appointments. Also it is purely to fuck, no "feelings" are involved.

"Tommy asked me to come over to his place. I asked him if he wanted to fuck me. He said yes. so I told him to come to my place and he did." ...thats a dick appointment

dick appointment by dickosarous October 21, 2012

Dick Appointment 

A dick appointment is when you schedule to have sex with a guy but no feelings are involved.

Girl 1: You said you have plans tonight?
Girl 2: Yea, I have to go to my dick appointment
Girl 1: A what?

Girl 2: I'm going to have sex with a dude

Girl 1: Are you guys dating?
Girl 2: No...

Dick Appointment by Dominaaaj July 14, 2018

Dick appointment 

Just like a regular appointment except you’re going for the purpose of getting dick.

I’ve never been late for a dick appointment.

Dick appointment by Bae5867 December 2, 2022

Dental Appointment

Repeatedly punching someone or something in the face; so much so that they require a dental appointment.

Bro #1 - Bro, that guy's been talking shit about you all day...
Bro #2 - What!? Man he's just asking for a dental appointment...

Dental Appointment by Paul_5921 February 14, 2012