aboinkment

like an appointment, but in this case, to have sex with someone

I have an aboinkment with my girlfriend tonight.

aboinkment by un false December 17, 2010

Ajointment 

It's when you've got an appointment to go smoke some joints with your friends.

Man, I was so stoned after our ajointment that I ate all the food in my kitchen.

Ajointment by Dick-Pound July 31, 2012

apointment 

A point in time; as opposed to a range in time as in: arangement; such that, it is not to be confused with the self-deprecated, oft misinterpreted "appointment". It is impossible for anywho for anywhat to be exactly on time to anywhen, anywhere; for anywhy and to do so anyhow. anywho, anywhat, anywhen, anywhere, anywhy, anyhow.

Yes boss, we made an arangemt, not an apointment. apointment.

apointment by Wordacker July 12, 2017