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appointment television 

the decision of tv viewers to schedule their time so that they watch a specific program at a specific time

opposite of viewers who sit down in front of a tv and watch whatever is on
People who schedule their lives around tv practice appointment television.

Appointment Day 

the day a common dealer picks up and his/her clients make appointments to buy, usually referring to marijuana.
Stoner 1: "Darn, I am fresh out of nuggets."

Stoner 2: "Don't be sad, it's Appointment Day!"

Stoner 1: "Hooray!"
Appointment Day by Jay-Jay Biggie December 19, 2010

Appointment setter

In sales, someone whose job is to start conversations with potential customers and arrange meetings with a salesperson. This can involve finding suitable contacts, explaining the reason for getting in touch, and checking whether a further discussion makes sense.

Ideally, the person who makes sure a sales meeting has a reason to exist—not just an available time slot.
“Our appointment setter booked eight meetings for next week. The sales team is now looking for an excuse that isn’t ‘we need more meetings.’”

Appointment setting

The work of arranging sales meetings between potential customers and a seller or business owner. It can include reaching the right person, checking interest and agreeing a time and purpose. The useful version fills the calendar with relevant conversations.
We outsourced appointment setting so I could spend more time discussing projects with suitable buyers. The calendar finally contained something besides internal meetings.

Appointment setter

A person whose job is to arrange meetings with potential customers. They may contact people, explain the reason for a conversation and check agreed criteria before booking. The person trying to make 'we should talk sometime' become an actual date and time.
The appointment setter reached the operations manager and arranged a call about the new site. I take it from there.

Spooky Appointment 

a round appointment that you can dark picture frame with 3 1/2 nails. very savage. can get mad. dont make mad. bad bully bad!!!
tim: lets go meow at a spooky appointment woof!!
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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